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in the woods. by ratsinfields
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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If he were to catalogue exactly when his life started going downhill, Deadpool could go the cheap route–it was when Wade Winston Wilson was born. If you asked him to be serious, he’d say it was whenever Vanessa broke it off with him at their shitty little breakfast table. If you asked Althea, she’d say it was whenever the Wolverine walked out on Wade after living with the two for only a week.
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my first work posted in the fandom!
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Subterfuge & Seduction (With A Sprinkling of Soulmates and Fake Dating) by Windfork for EthanTheAnnus
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse) RPF, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom
15 Feb 2025
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Wade has it all figured out. So does Logan, apparently, not that Wade knows it yet. Regardless, the plan is simple, Wade Wilson will seduce the Worst Wolverine, who also happens to be His Wolverine. There will be explosions and violence and it will be quite romantic. The problem is that Logan's universe has something this universe doesn't. But whatever it is, it's not going to get in the way of their love. Also, Wade really shouldn't have packed so many weapons:
“Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Logan obligingly repeated. He sounded highly amused.
Wade blinked, “Not a knife.” He lied.
It was a knife. Several of them in fact.
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ocean water by bpdpoolverine (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
12 Feb 2025
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Eggs are, undoubtedly, the nightmares that live under beds. The only difference for him is that they live in his fridge. They're horrifically expensive but still taste like sour-dairy-cracker-evil Jello. Adding butter, salt, pepper, and other spices Wade knows he’s mispronouncing do absolutely nothing to fix the flavor. They smell awful from carton to cooked, and the texture reminds him of the slime from the Nickelodeon Choice Awards. The fact his cancer-marred senses can acknowledge them at all is a miracle, let alone that he can describe them with such passionate hatred. Unfortunately, they’re the one thing he wishes the cancer-buds would reject.
or: wade accidentally puts a shit ton of salt in logan's coffee and makes him eggs to make up for it (he hates them sensory-wise)
(this sounds So weird but i promise it isn't ...)
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Honda Odyssey but it's sadpool by Tricolor_dango
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
06 Feb 2025
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"You got nothing to say, mouth?"
He wanted to scream. He wanted to yell and throw a fit, telling Logan he's wrong. But he knew too well that Logan was right. He didn't deserve Vanessa, he didn't deserve to be happy, heck- he didn't even want this stupid superpower to begin with.
He wanted to vent, to release all his pent up energy and take it out on the man in front of him.
"I'm gonna fight you now"
Honda Odyssey scene but Wade breaks down infront of Logan
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And They were Roommates by i_want_chicken_nuggies
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Jan 2025
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After destroying the Time Ripper and defeating Cassandra Nova, Wade and Logan settle into a strangely domestic routine as roommates. Or... something. Logan doesn't know exactly how to address their intimate bond, and it becomes a bit of an issue when Wade says something particularly bold one night.
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old habits die hard by xfr0stkittyzx
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2024
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Wade felt like he was on top of the world until he didn’t
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Wade is unfortunate enough to discover why the phrase "old habits die hard" exists. He knew better than to get comfortable with feeling happy and content, yet he still did anyways; he had every reason to. Wade didn’t have much to worry about in hindsight. The two people closest to him (okay, one is a dog) both have healing abilities, meaning he would never lose them. There weren’t any threats against the universe, at least none he and Logan couldn’t take on together, which was a definite bonus on its own.
Wade didn’t realize one small, teensy-weensy reminder of his childhood would make everything come crashing down on him and cause him to relapse.
(my sincerest apologies that i couldnt come up with a better summary my brain feels like pure mush rn 😭)
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Rent was due and he hated Blind Al paying for him. A baker who needed a part-time hand to help with deliveries and early morning tasks was begging her downstairs neighbour for a hand.
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in the dream i don't tell anyone, you put your head in my lap by theh0und
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Nov 2024
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Not only was Logan struggling with settling into the quiet life that he was pulled into, he was also struggling with being madly in love with the most annoying man throughout any universe that ever existed and will ever exist.
(they're in love. they smooch)
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Yet Another Honda Smut Scene by veryconfusedgerm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Nov 2024
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The Odyssey but Disney wouldn’t approve….
Yeah I have no excuses for this. I wrote this at like 12 am in my notes app. Have fun!
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Logan was a man of all action and very few words. Admitting to having any feelings at all? Yeah, fuck that. Silently he wished something would budge in him after Cassandra fondled his brains, but he stayed as locked up as ever. True, he was less angry, more tame, felt more like a person than a failure, and yet he remained closed off behind all the walls he’s surrounded himself with. He didn’t bother with ever letting them down or learning how to let them down for that matter, because nobody ever wanted to see past them.
Until somebody did.
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- Part 1 of How to domesticate (a) Wolverine
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Let's Go Out For Dinner Tonight by sambarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
18 Sep 2024
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It's been 6 months since Logan and Wade saved the multiverse. Turns out 6 months is just enough time to fall in love with the most annoying little shit in the world, but not nearly enough time to learn how to deal with it properly.
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- Part 1 of Miscommunication, thy name is Loganpool
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Logan was gonna give Wade a gift before he knew he was dating someone...
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You let me desecrate you, you let me penetrate you. by prongsys
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
30 Jul 2024
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“Should’ve worn a condom,” Wade pants, breathless.
“Kind of in short supply right now, don’t you think, Bub?” Logan moans, voice catching in his throat. Not once does he stop thrusting however, and after regaining his stamina he’s confident to continue, “I can always stop if you’d prefer, though.”
Wade shakes his head, “Fuck you.”
“Aren’t you already?”
“Exactly. Keep going.”
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- Part 1 of Deadpool&Wolverine
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you know what they say about assuming by straightphobe
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jun 2024
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Peter wasn't expecting to fall so hard for his hot new boss. But it's fine, he can deal with pining from afar. It's just, he keeps noticing things. How upset Matt gets whenever Deadpool is brought up. How he keeps showing up with injuries no one talks about. How he teases Peter and then switches completely to ignoring him. It's weird. Matt probably hates him.
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Peter is too insecure to think Matt could ever like him.
Matt is convinced Peter needs help and he's too broken to provide it.
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Empire State of Mind by usxuk
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse)
06 Dec 2023
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Situationship (n.)
When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.-
What happens when you throw Public Enemy Number 1 and the Merc with the Mouth into a 'relationship' together?
You get (non)sexual frustration, communication (or lack there of) and a fuck ton of bad ideas.
Perhaps a heart to heart is in order.
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- Part 1 of Earth-120703B - Spideypool
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Daddy Wilson - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader by psychedeliccure
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jul 2022
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◉ 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣
07.27.22
◉ 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱
07.28.22❝ it’s always have and never hold
you’ve begun to feel like home, ❞
# rq by : n/a
└➤ rqs r open!
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Picture on the Milk Carton by Butrthnu
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)
27 Apr 2022
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Spider-Man has been missing for close to three years now, and without the protection of everyone’s favorite web slinger, the city of New York has quickly overflowed with crime.
Deadpool, having worked with Spider-Man on more than one occasion, knows with absolute certainty that Spidey would never abandon the city without a good reason. He’s been searching high and low for the arachnid the past three years, and the only lead as to where Spider-Man could have wandered off to is his apparent friend and personal photographer, Peter Parker.
(aka the one where Peter goes feral)
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Fixer Upper by DarkMoonMaiden
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Dec 2021
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Fury’s grin was sharklike, and dread crawled up Peter’s spine. “You said you wanted a project to keep you busy,” he said, gesturing out the car window at the dilapidated house. “Here you go.”
After Peter's identity is outed to the word by Mysterio, he's whisked away to the middle of nowhere. While he waits for the world to calm down, he focuses on renovating the abandoned house he'd been tossed in, and trying to rein in a certain eccentric mercenary.
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Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by centroid
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
06 Apr 2020
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“Deadpool. He’s an insane, ruthless mercenary who doesn’t care about anything other than money. He travels wherever his contracts are, and he will kill anyone and do anything to get the job done.”
Peter almost wants to laugh and comment, since Tony has a lot of moments where he’s only cared about money, but he’s too preoccupied learning about a killer in his city. A killer for hire that he wasn’t aware of. Until now.- - - - -
In which Peter Parker learns the truth about Wade Wilson after the Avengers make him believe the man is a ruthless killer. Turns out they're pretty compatible, but the Avengers don't give a shit about chemistry.
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You Thought You Were Spider-Man by wrongpuppy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Apr 2019
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Dating Peter while the kid still clung to his super-secret Spider-Man identity was really difficult for Wade, only because he was never sure who he was flirting with. And neither was Peter. And then it got confusing, because either Spider-Man or Peter was mad at him, and he couldn't tell which one was which, because he thought they were the same.
Or Peter needs to make some clarifications and set some boundaries.