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Regulus Black is seven years old when he realises he isn’t a girl.
Pandora Rosier is seven years old when she has her first vison,
Evan Rosier is seven years old when he is first hurt by his father.
Barty Crouch Jr is seven years old when his father gets a promotion at the the ministry.
Dorcas Meadowes is seven years old when she first finds a girl pretty.or
five queer kids growing up in the 70's, their lives interlocking. A story about war, solace, sacrifice and family. Found family.
Do I have a beta reader? Yes. Am I still absolutely fucking winging this every step of the way? Also yes
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- Part 1 of Nobody’s Soldier
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Somethin' happens when everybody finds out
See the vultures circling, dark clouds
Love's a fragile little flame, it could burn out
It could burn out'Cause they got the cages, they got the boxes
And guns
They are the hunters, we are the foxes
And we runBaby, I know places we won't be found, and
They'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down
'Cause I, I know places we can hide
I know places
I know placesLights flash and we'll run for the fences
Let them say what they want, we won't hear it
Loose lips sink ships all the damn time
Not this timeSirius and Remus break up on the 31st of October 1981. On the same day they also solve the Fidelius plot. Tragically, they're too late to save Lily and James from Voldemort, but they are just in time to save Harry from Dumbledore and the Dursleys. Terrified, traumatised and grieving, Sirius and Remus try to work out where they can go and who they can trust. War has a way of driving people apart, but being on the run has a way of bringing them back together.
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ways to yield, ways to earn by Cardinal_wolf_bird
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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Aemma Targaryen died in childbirth, as did her son, Baelon.
In England, Harry Potter is born with fire and magic in his veins.
His path leads to Hogwarts. His journey leads on a wild chase through life. His past is a life he never got to live.
And now, after a plea from Viserys on his deathbed, his family get to see the life he's lived.
(OR; Baelon is reborn as Harry, and they watch/read his life)
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Soulmates by fairyjilix
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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Mistakes were made, and Albus knew it. Yet, he didn't seem to know that his actions had consequences. Consequences that will forever haunt him and his blasted world. The secrets Dumbledore were desperately trying to hide began to come to light, revealing the truth to the Potter siblings.
Meanwhile,
The formerly fun, human-wizards, Weasley twins are now known as the cold-hearted, vampire Cullen Twins. Fred and George were both turned into vampires due to the horrible attack that occurred in Hogwarts. This event leads to the wizarding world believing the two boys are deceased.
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Bonded souls by 786
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
26 Jun 2025
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In which, Severus Snape is expelled from Hogwarts at 15 after he brutalizes the Marauders as revenge for their so called prank on him.
He travels the world for years, learning different combat styles, honing his magical skills and mastering the ability to cast wandlessly and non-verbally, until he reaches Jasper, Nevada at 17.
AND he accidentally gets embroiled in the Autobot-Deception conflict when he accidentally saves Cliffjumper.
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After Harry's second year, He gets himself emancipated, takes over as head of house, has his parents will read, learns about Sirius Black and gets him freed from Azakban and lastly that he owns Hogwarts but he never told Dumbledore. When third year comes the sorting hat and a young lady are standing at the head table where the lady tells Dumbledore he is no longer headmaster of Hogwarts and tells the Great Hall who is the new Headmaster which is Harry Potter because he owner of the castle
All rights to the Characters and Locations all go to J.K Rowling
This story will also be pulished and updated on Wattpad ( AliciaSteinke)
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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Harry doesn’t remember the first punch; only the smell of burnt chicken and the way the floor never quite caught him.
When Petunia finally fights back, it’s already too late to leave unscarred. Bloodied and barely conscious, Harry is dragged from the only home he’s ever known and into the arms of a world that has never felt less safe. But Hogwarts is still standing, and magic still lingers like a thread he hasn’t yet let go of.
Draco Malfoy notices something different this year. Harry’s quieter. Tired. Bruised in ways even magic can’t fix.
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Body Of A Lion, Soul Of A Snake by Christell_Nobody
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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The summer before 3rd year, with all the time he now has since he got kicked out; Harry goes and visits Gringotts. He was in for a shock when he found out the true nature of those he trusted. As well as those he believed hated him.
How was he supposed to handle this, he was left to strangers. Strangers who abused him. His father didn’t like him, his other compromised; whatever that meant. But his “parents” were really just kidnappers who forced an illegal blood adoption.
Let alone he has been stolen from, robbed and contracts for his hand in marriage. These were from people who were his closest friends and family.
It’s about time this Lion shows his true inner Snake.
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How deep does the lies, betrayals, and the true shadows behind the “Light” go.
The long game of uncovering it all while trying to piece together himself and heal. How much did Dumbledore take from him and others.
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When push comes to shove Remus Lupin will always love Sirius Black, even if their shared memories haunt him. This is a story of grief and guilt. And trying to come back from that.
Remus learning to love again, in the tryingest of times. Credit to one big black dog and newly-orphaned, kind-of godson.
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The Cornerstone of Unlikely Alliances & Phoenix Feathers by LovelySilver
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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“The Phoenix flaps its wings. It smiles and coils around your head like a crown. King of Flame, King of Rebirth, King of Revenge.”
Or,
After witnessing Cedric’s death, Harry is left alone with no explanation or comfort. He falls down the deep end with no one to catch him, that is until he bumps into Draco Malfoy in Diagon Alley.
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What if since Harry was blood adopted, he still got the Black madness? What if the Black family was really innocent (or as innocent as they can be)? Follow Harry as a chaotic little shit who was raised basically by a snake and two gods who don't know what age appropriate is.
As he grows up and collects people both to make his madness not as bad, but also because he can't help it. He never had friends or family so he will be holding them close and never letting go. Not without a fight.Series
- Part 1 of Harry Potter
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All the Young Doctors by Whovian101
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2025
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The Doctor turns himself into a pre-teen so as to attend Hogwarts as per the TARDIS's insistence. He meets Remus, James, Sirius, and Peter and joins their merry crew.
However, going to an English boarding school is less than easy, especially when blending in as human is so difficult.Set post-Runaway Bride, pre-Smith and Jones
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- Part 1 of The Doctor at Hogwarts
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The Muggleborn Slytherin: No Matter How Slowly by bcsbookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2025
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There is no turning back now. Aria and her friends must face the future by moving forward, no matter how slowly they go. The Wizarding World is on the brink of change and the future is not set in stone.
Crossposted to FF.net
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- Part 5 of The Muggleborn Slytherin
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Post-war, Hermione helps Harry take care of Teddy after Andromeda dies. Just when they thought society had settled after the war, their peaceful life is upended after a simple request during a life threatening situation.
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What if “the prophecy” was different?
What if the Potter’s weren’t half as dead as it was thought?The ones with the power to vanquish the Conquering Lord approach...
Born to those who have thrice defied him, Born as the seventh month dies...
One the Dark Lord shall mark as an equal...
One with the power the Dark Lord knows not...
Should either Light or Dark conquer each other....
Then neither can live while the other survives...
The ones with the power to vanquish the Conquering Lord approach...The events of this book pick up at the same time as the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Misinformed
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Heir Stark by Luna_Cadenza
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
26 Jun 2025
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"You're telling me that my Father, my real father, is none other then the man I have idolized practically my entire life! My father is Tony Bloody Stark!"
Harry... no... Hadrian couldn't believe his eyes as he stared down at the inheritance test in his hand. Everything he knew about his life, which honestly wasn't much, was a lie. Everything Hagrid told him wasn't true. His mother's account manager had warned him but this was way beyond what he had truly expected. What was he to do now? It's not like he could just get on a plane to New York, he was supposed to leave for Hogwarts tomorrow morning. He needs to make a plan.
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Tony Stark, for the last ten years believed his son to be dead. That was until he see's a kid with emerald green eyes show up on some security footage in a house that Tony had built for his wife Lily. There was no denying it in Tony’s eyes.
"That's my son."
Second part of the "series" is all concept and inspiration pics and pics i designed through Copilot for the story
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- Part 1 of Heir Stark
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Who knew a trip to Gringotts would be the best day of his life? by Kitkatkatie64
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2025
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Fred was laughing.
He’d been laughing for a while and there was no signs he was stoping anytime soon. Even Bill was grinning, the bastard. The goblin helping them was just staring at his twin, waiting for the interruption to end, but he had a look in his eye that screamed amusement. George was about ready to set the whole office on fire.
Their magical inheritance wasn’t anything much, they got their family magic and an outline of their magical core and abilities. Having their magic mapped would be useful, being able to hone their abilities would help them invent new spells after all. Over all there wasn’t anything unusual in them, except for George’s that is. The thing that had his twin in a tizzy was on the last page of George’s file.
Magical Betrothal-1678 (Contract by house of Potter and house of Weasley)
Hadrian Potter Black to George Fabien Weasley
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Harry's just a boy with a cupboard for a bedroom, a scar he doesn't understand, and an overprotective magical cat who seems to think Harry needs guarding from everything. But when he's pulled into the world of magic, he finds more than spells and flying brooms - he finds people who care, secrets that refuse to stay buried, and a destiny that's far more complicated than anyone expected.
Also, there's an annoyingly persistent blond boy who keeps showing up wherever Harry goes, claiming they should be friends. Or rivals. Or something in between.
Oh - and the cat? The cat has a past. And claws.
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y'all this is my first work be nice
classic master of death harry fic, time travel fix it to his 11 year old body :) this is just gonna have every one of my favourite tropes in it lol
yes i stole the title from omori