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For a moment Izzy’s labored breathing is the only sound in the small room. Several deeply pleasurable memories flitter across Ed’s mind, unbidden.
“Is that all you've got, Ed?
Missing scene from s1e10. My partner requested the point of no return for Ed and Izzy, and then served as the devil on my should saying "no, eviler," throughout the writing process. The dove starts with a boner but then it's executed by firing squad.
Izzy Hands Bingo 2024: "oh stop crying," face fucking, angry/hate sex, panic, crying, hurt/no comfort.
Detailed warnings in the notes.
Disclaimer my partner and I think the fic is cursed and causing our roommate bodily harm so that’s why the 2 paragraph follow up chapter exists.
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“Stede, If I had a heart inside me, it would be yours.”
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Taking place during the first season, around episodes 4 and 5, Stede gets an unexpected gift from Ed. He reluctantly turns to Izzy for help, but the answers are not what he wants to hear.Series
- Part 2 of Paranormal OFMD AU
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[Podfic of] she’ll take that pound of flesh by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jan 2025
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Audio Length: 15:05
There was a figure leaning above him, long tresses of silver-shot hair cascading down into Izzy’s face. Ed, then.
“Shh, shh, shh. It’s only me.”
Ed wakes Izzy with a surprise that they both thoroughly enjoy.
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"You gave this to me," Ned whispered, like it were a gift. Edward could still remember how Ned had felt underneath him; pulse pounding in fear and thrill and something else, something quiet and ugly and shared.
It had taken Stede pulling them apart, similarly immune to Edward's rage, and a perfect ring of spots had begun to bloom on Ned's skin, in the shape of a hand wrapped around his throat.
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the way you bend, the way you break by florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Apr 2024
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Stede and Izzy decide to explore Stede's newly discovered piss kink a little further. Much to Izzy's surprise, Ed joins in as well...
With his heart still racing, Izzy positions his cunt right in front of Stede’s face. He spreads his legs a little further, and the scent of his piss and arousal clouds the air around him.
Stede makes a small sound in the back of his throat. Red splotches decorate his cheeks and a thin sheen of sweat has pearled up on his forehead. He almost glows in the light of the fireplace, like an oil-on-canvas baby angel. He sucks in a hungry breath through his nose, eager to take in the mess Izzy’s made of himself, and sighs like it’s a fine wine that he finds to his liking.
God, how Izzy loves this madman.
It hits him then that he’s about to burst. He shifts his weight a little forward, rests his hands on his thighs and starts to relax—
“Wait!”
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- Part 2 of love's the death of peace of mind
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Ed is visited by a sleep paralysis demon. The demon is him. And maybe it's not actually a dream?
Soundtrack: I have Fought Against It. But I Can't Any Longer. - The Body
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When Izzy found himself serving Blackbeard, the two shared secrets with each other. Things that that no one else knew. Now, those things threaten to tear them apart, as Izzy blames himself for creating the Kraken, and Blackbeard is desperate to hold onto his First Mate.
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- Part 1 of Paranormal OFMD AU
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Izzy Hands has not seen Ed in weeks, until Ed shows up at his flat out of the blue for a hookup. Izzy makes a grave error of pointing his pistol at Ed, and Ed shows Izzy what a pistol feels like.
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The “what are we?” scene from S2E1 was the second time Izzy's tried to ask wtf is going on with him and Ed. Part of why Ed is so dismissive is because they've been through this one before. And it got really messy. This is more or less cannon compliant, and takes place between seasons 1 and 2.
Content warning for self harm, suicide, blood, incredibly unsafe insane and only coincidentally mutually desired sexual violence. Also heavily implied Daddy/boy dynamics.
Writing/scene soundtrack: Worn by King Woman // 41 by All Them Witches // Open Passageway by All Them Witches.
I'm also illustrating this scene by scene. I've done 7 so far. We'll see how far I get.
1.18.24 update -- tarot card illustrations of the end of this scene
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“The surgeon on the La Louise,” Izzy says, putting a hand on top of Edward’s where it’s resting in the crease of Bonnet’s thigh, “had a book. Had some drawings kinda like this in there.”
He clasps at Edward’s fingers one by one, feeling the spiky edges of his thumb ring, the seams of his cut off glove, the stub of his ring finger, shorn down to the last knuckle.
“I’ve got to say, the drawings looked neater.”
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let me wrap my teeth around the world by whiskeyandsparks
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2023
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“Feels good, doesn’t it, Izzy?” Ed murmured, letting tendrils of smoke curl out from the corners of his lips. “To be reminded of your place. To know you’re owned.”
Izzy’s throat clicked as he swallowed. “Yes, Captain.” And underneath those two simple words, a plea: don’t stop.
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OFMD Kinktober 2023 | Day 12: Human furniture / Choking / “Don’t stop.”
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she’ll take that pound of flesh by vexbatch for Montager
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Sep 2023
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There was a figure leaning above him, long tresses of silver-shot hair cascading down into Izzy’s face. Ed, then.
“Shh, shh, shh. It’s only me.”
Ed wakes Izzy with a surprise that they both thoroughly enjoy.
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post season 1, Ed and Izzy fail spectacularly at talking it through (horny).
there's like a tiny hint of plot. the porn starts chapter 2. enjoy :)
bad consent, physical violence, ambiguous happy ending 💘
this is my first ever fanfiction and you can watch me improve as a writer as the fic goes on!
IzzyHandsBingo2024: Semi-Public Sex; Rimming; Impact Play; Knife Play; Begging; Aftercare
8.20.24 update: added chapters 3, 5, and 6 :)
8.26.24 updated: added chapter 3.5 (linked in chapter 3). It can be skipped, mind the content warnings. -
everything, right where you left it by error_in_progress
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Sep 2023
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For one special evening Izzy becomes both the willing sacrifice and the alter, and Ed becomes both the Goddess and the priest. Everything changes, and yet nothing ever really does.
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- Part 3 of OFMD Pussy Bingo 2023
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Israel Hands was never optimistic, attempting to look for anything positive in the situation that was his Captain. He’s a shadow of a man, draped with the clothes he’d once been proud of. Izzy learned to turn his face away, to ignore the smell of rum on his boss’ breath. He learns to look anywhere but the streaks down his cheeks. Stede Bonnet had destroyed something once so beautiful.
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"He never let himself want for more than survival. No matter how loud the noise in his head nor the bone deep ache in his chest got, he never let himself dream for more."
In which Edward Teach and Israel Hands have no problem learning to love, but a whole host of problems learning to trust each other.
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That sound you make, it feels like fingernails running across the moon. by plunderheavenblind
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Oct 2022
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Just some boys having a good fucking time. That's all this is, really.
Jack laughs, loud and obnoxious. Edward grins and looks down at the bruised boy kneeling before them.
「 Written for Day 12 of Dead Dove Kinktober: Bullying 」
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- Part 3 of 2022 Dead Dove Kinktober
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Israel Hands was efficient, brutal and loyal, which got him a spot at Blackbeard’s side. But Blackbeard is dead now, only Edward Teach remains, a man who has no use for a brutal masochistic first mate. But chance it has it that maybe Stede Bonnet who killed Blackbeard could give purpose to the broken Izzy Hands.
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The summer of 1988 finds a newly out Stede Bonnet starting a new life, in a new city. When a few hook-ups take a wild turn Stede finds himself thrust head first into the local BDSM scene, making new friends and learning about what he wants from his new life. He catches the attention of renowned Dominant Blackbeard, and his sub Izzy. Ed puts Stede through his paces to earn his leathers and the two fall for each other. Meanwhile, Stede learns there is more to Izzy than meets the eye. A bad scene throws everyone's relationships, old and new, into strain.
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Young Ed and Jack visit a brothel.