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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    Reid notices the bruises Morgan has, and soon he realises that someone is hurting the man he's in love with. What happens when Morgan confesses the most difficult secret of his life?

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    After a member of the BAU gets COVID, everyone is forced into isolation.
    Enter the Group Chat.
    AKA everyone is tired and ridiculous and I wanted to make a funny fic.

     

     

    Penelope Garcia added Spencer Reid to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Derek Morgan to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Aaron Hotchner to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Emily Prentiss to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added Jennifer Jareau to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia added David Rossi to a group chat 

    Penelope Garcia named the group chat Quarantinis 

     

    Aaron Hotchner: Garcia? Why? 

    Penelope Garcia: Because I’m bored. And because someone had to be a slut and get COVID and then come into the office… 

    Derek Morgan: i said i was sorry i didnt know i had covid 

    Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, what have I told you about calling your colleagues sluts? 

    Penelope Garcia: To only do it when there is no proof so you don’t have to take disciplinary action??????

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    09 Jul 2025

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    "Derek talks about you."

    The Morgan women know that he's in love with Reid. They also know that he is absolutely clueless about it.

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    “I’m about to get naked so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really wanna see…?”

    “I’m not letting you out of my sight.”

    Or, the whumpier version of Amplification (04x24) with my personal trans!Reid headcanons. I made some mild tweaks to the plot and dialogue, but I remained as close to the original episode as I could while accommodating these idiots and their slow burn.

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