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“So John brought me up to speed on what happened last night. ‘Says you really helped me out back there.”
You feel a blush sweep across your face. “No, I...”
“So uh, I’m not gonna turn into a werewolf or anything, right?” You don’t miss the tinge of worry in his voice.
[1-10-20 Patchnotes: Expanded chapter 4, bugfixed chapter 5]
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On xenobiological differences and logistical issues of interspecies partners: a case study. by AndIMustMask
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jan 2020
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"What's the plan here Terezi?"
She giggles a little too breathy, "Trying something different." You give a light 'uh huh' as she shimmies down slightly to better reach your zipper.
"...and that would be?"
Her lips scrunch in mock-exasperation you guess is oh you silly aliens before the teeth come out to play again, replying "Attempting one of the confusingly-named 'human blowjobs'."
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A loose collection of stories for the TLFH series posted ahead of time. Chapters will be gradually slotted into TLFH proper when the plot catches up, so chapter numbers may fluctuate wildly.
Contains spoilers, obviously.
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Obvious spoiler warning for TLFH.
A collection of various sidestories and what-ifs that devolve into smut.
Minimal impact in the story/setting if-at-all, so if you're more interested in the story or character dramas than smut, this can be safely skipped.[12-10-19 patchnotes: created story, migrated TLFH chapter 18 here.]
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You're not at all surprised that you've gone from the first day at your shitty job to bleeding out on the floor in three hours.
The origins of our shouty friend Karkat in the Too Late for Halloween setting, told entirely from his POV
[11-24-19 Patchnotes: added ch10]
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Monsters in YOUR Neighborhood, News at Eleven [INDEFINITE HIATUS] by AndIMustMask
Fandom: Homestuck
11 Feb 2021
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16 Jan 2020
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There's a doomed timeline where everyone just said "fuck this" after everything went to shit and quite literally hacked their way out of the game, pausing only long enough to bust their dead friends out of the dream bubbles. It's amazing how much of a challenge Alternia still is, after everything these kids have done, but if Sgrub couldn't keep them down, a little thing like the Alternian Empire certainly isn't.
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15 Jan 2020
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They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.[Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]
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04 Jan 2020
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Don't Point That Finger at Me Unless You Intend To Use It by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Sep 2013
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From the kink meme:
"so my idea, it's years after the game john can be anywhere from oh 17-23. for some odd reason he needs will be in texas for an undetermined amount of time and can't afford a hotel or renting his own place so dave suggests he stays at bro/daves apartment.
no instant 'in lust' sex(fantasizing or UST is fine), must be built up as they actually learn about each other instead of what they know from dave. feel free to put in random 'odd couple' shenanigans as they get use to living together."- Language:
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07 Dec 2019
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In Which Kanaya Maryam Is An Embarrassment To Society by loquaciousEscapist
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Sep 2012
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Rose is more than ready for every potential outcome of getting into Kanaya's pants.
There are some outcomes, however, that can't be prepared for, no matter how much fanfiction you may have indulged in as a young teenager.Bookmarked by AndIMustMask
03 Dec 2019