9 Works by AndIMustMask

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    “So John brought me up to speed on what happened last night. ‘Says you really helped me out back there.”

    You feel a blush sweep across your face. “No, I...”

    “So uh, I’m not gonna turn into a werewolf or anything, right?” You don’t miss the tinge of worry in his voice.

     

    [1-10-20 Patchnotes: Expanded chapter 4, bugfixed chapter 5]

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    31,899
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    "What's the plan here Terezi?"

    She giggles a little too breathy, "Trying something different." You give a light 'uh huh' as she shimmies down slightly to better reach your zipper.

    "...and that would be?"

    Her lips scrunch in mock-exasperation you guess is oh you silly aliens before the teeth come out to play again, replying "Attempting one of the confusingly-named 'human blowjobs'."

    Language:
    English
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    9,699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    738
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    A loose collection of stories for the TLFH series posted ahead of time. Chapters will be gradually slotted into TLFH proper when the plot catches up, so chapter numbers may fluctuate wildly.

    Contains spoilers, obviously.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,398
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    45
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    Obvious spoiler warning for TLFH.
    A collection of various sidestories and what-ifs that devolve into smut.
    Minimal impact in the story/setting if-at-all, so if you're more interested in the story or character dramas than smut, this can be safely skipped.

     

    [12-10-19 patchnotes: created story, migrated TLFH chapter 18 here.]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,862
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    169
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    You're not at all surprised that you've gone from the first day at your shitty job to bleeding out on the floor in three hours.

    The origins of our shouty friend Karkat in the Too Late for Halloween setting, told entirely from his POV

     

    [11-24-19 Patchnotes: added ch10]

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,065
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    781
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    The pair you two must have made; staring in opposite directions, both fiddling with rings that felt alien and constricting on your fingers.

    But that has passed. Now you find yourself faced with a more pressing matter: consummating your marriage, and your lack of certain necessary equipment to do so.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,465
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    624
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    Basically:
    -Humans went into--and quite swiftly out of--WW3 and blasted themselves to shit (~85% of world population wiped out),
    -Trolls had a huge space-battle (unrelated to the humans) with a currently unnamed thing and got blasted to shit (~6 million remaining),
    -The latter (crash-) landed and hunkered down with the former too messed up from the war to do much about it. The world’s kinda shitty for everyone, but this’ll be a relatively happy story, I promise.

    Think fallout meets the wild west, with aliens and psychic powers, but not as gritty or dark.

    pairings are unknown at the moment, and POV will be jumping between the cast.

    [CURRENTLY ON HIATUS]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,385
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    We follow the thoughts of a BBEG as he travels and begins assembling his empire.

    No real fandoms (the DnD one is because one is required to post things here), may or may not continue, this is just a stream of consciousness I was compelled to write after a long while's lack of sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,005
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    32
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    Follows Davesprite through his travels. Kinda sad.

    Came up with/wrote in the middle of the night, so please pardon any horrible editing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164

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