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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    When the Coruscant Guard is created to help protect the senators of the Republic, the Handmaidens of Amidala are wary. After all, what good can come from a bunch of random guys Obi-wan Kenobi accidentally found on an unknown planet? Combine that with their Senator's ability to find trouble anywhere and everywhere, and you get a nice headache for everyone involved.

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    01 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    In this utterly absurd and laugh-out-loud Star Wars fanfic, follow the hapless Darth Sidious as he attempts to corrupt Anakin Skywalker over the course of 13 years. But there's just one problem: Anakin is as dense as a brick and utterly oblivious to Palpatine's schemes. From organizing Jedi bake sales to mistaking dark artifacts for paperweights, Anakin's well-meaning but clueless actions constantly thwart the Sith Lord's grand plans. As Palpatine's frustration grows, Anakin somehow becomes an even better Jedi, leading to the ultimate backfire when Order 66 is hilariously bungled. If you’re looking for a crack fic full of humor, ridiculous outcomes, and a Sith Lord questioning all his life choices, this story is for you.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    In a world where the ambush on Korda VI never happens, Jaster Mereel rules as Mand'alor even after the battle of Galidraan. Uniting the people of the Mandalore system, a tentative peace falls into place even with Death Watch still running rampant and the Darksaber notably missing.

    With the threat of a new Mandalorian Empire rising, Supreme Chancellor Palpatine summons the Mand'alor to Coruscant to meet with the senate, hoping to establish ties before a new war can break out in the aftermath of the conflict on Naboo.

    Caught in the middle of the politics and schemes of the Chancellor, newly named Jedi knight Obi-Wan Kenobi wants no part in any of it, much preferring to spend his time on increasingly dangerous missions to escape his former master's disappointment and the Padawan who has replaced him. Unfortunately, Obi-Wan holds the key to reforging relations between the Mand'alor and the Jedi, his hidden past with Jango Fett serving as the match that will light the flame that will burn away the darkness plaguing Republic and reveal the mastermind at its core.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    02 Nov 2021

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    "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

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    “70 …” 68 said slowly, taken off-guard. 70 wasn’t a brother normally inclined towards ghost-tales. “Ben isn’t real. He’s just a baby story--something the tubies like to pretend is real.”

    70 shook his head, his face set in stubborn lines. “He might not be. No, listen--” he gave 74 a glare when it looked like his brother wanted to interrupt again. “I’ve heard the stories, and they’re always the same. The tubies all know what he looks like. They all know he’s a jetii, before anyone ever told them what a jetii was. You know how the longnecks keep batches of tubies separate. There’s no way any of us, or any of the older vod, could have told them about him. But it doesn’t matter. All the batches know about Ben.”

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    03 Oct 2021