Gifts for Augenblickgotter
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Putting the "Bet" in "Betrothed" by The_Rogue_Bard for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2025
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(Former title: Like a Fish out of Holy Water)
Aziraphale and Crowley make a bet on who can live “like a human” the longest. Apparently that includes dating - how convenient for the both of them!
If only they had paid any attention to how humans live! But what can you do when, for the past 6000 years, you only had eyes for each other?Meanwhile, the actual humans around our lovebirds are torn between having to suffer through their shenanigans and enjoying the absurd romcom that is unfolding in front of them.
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in your own time by ineffabildaddy for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale and Crowley grew up together as next-door neighbours on Hogback Lane, classmates at the local Catholic school, and inseparable best friends. By the age of eighteen, both were hopelessly in love with the other, despite the knowledge that they were doomed to live apart, as Crowley aimed to pursue university study in London and Aziraphale committed himself to remaining in Tadfield, dedicating his life to the Church.
After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment's notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.
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- Part 1 of in your own time universe
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Sir Aziraphale Lays The Dragon by SparkleInTheStars for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jan 2024
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In Wessex, Sir Aziraphale finds himself in a difficult spot. A few of the Knights of the Round Table have noticed he doesn't embrace violence and want him gone. Reluctantly he invokes the arrangement and requests Crowley's help.
What better way to earn the respect of the other knights, than slaying a dragon? Together they scheme and plot to set Aziraphale up as a hero, but plans go awry in erotic and ineffable ways. A legend is created and Aziraphale scales the height of pleasure with a wily serpent.
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[Podfic] only fangs and sweet beguiling by Djapchan for MovesLikeBucky, Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2023
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MoveslikeBucky's summary:
Crawly is, he's certain, the best tempter to ever tempt. He must be. He managed to tempt Eve, after all.
But a bet from the angel he just met, who seems to think tempting is easy, might just change his life.
or,
The one where Aziraphale tries out being a snake, and they both learn a few new things.
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[Podfic] Ruffled Feathers, Right as Rain by Literarion for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale becomes oddly lax with his usual meticulous standards and won't even hide his wings which have become increasingly dirty. Crowley frets and goes to Anathema for advice.
Maybe all that is needed is a little rain to reveal the truth. -
Collision Avoidance by Twilightcitysky for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jan 2023
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Aziraphale makes some unauthorized modifications to the Bentley in the name of safety.
They drove in strained silence until the satellite map software helpfully asked, in a robotic voice, if it could direct them to the nearest petrol station.
Crowley turned and gave Aziraphale a wordless, venomous look.
“Now you can’t tell me on-board navigation wouldn’t have been helpful when we were trying to find our way to Tadfield,” Aziraphale said.
They merged onto the A3. Aziraphale tried again. “What’s wrong with taking a few precautionary measures?”
“It’s my car.” Crowley leaned on the gas pedal, but their acceleration had ceased with the arrow on the tick-mark corresponding to seventy-eight. Crowley snarled and shook the steering wheel. “Aziraphale!”
The speed limiter had probably been a step too far.
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Portrait of Pleasure by SparkleInTheStars for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2022
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Aziraphale has been haunted since the Renaissance by a trio of paintings featuring a certain serpent. After the apocanot, the angel is struggling with fantasies of Crowley in his true form when he gets word the paintings have resurfaced. Unable to resist, Aziraphale arranges a private viewing at an estate outside London where fantasy and reality meet.
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A Grand Gesture by PinkPenguinParade for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2022
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“Crowley?” he called.
“Yeah, angel?” came from the other room.
“...What am I looking at, here? It appears to be a suit in my wardrobe, that is not my suit and not your size.”
“Oh, that.” Crowley appeared at the doorway, one hand behind his neck in what Aziraphale was learning to recognize as shyness, something he’d never expected from his demon. “Was s’posed to be a surprise, but... guess that’s knackered, now.”
Crowley has a special night planned for his angel.
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The Bishop Of Bath And Wells, inspired by real historical illustration, Now also illustrated by Yvesriba by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Augenblickgotter, ARealPip
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Nov 2021
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Crackfic based on (1) real mediaeval illuminated manuscript illustration and (2) real mediaeval historical events, with 2 ineffable incompetents dropped into the mix... (Now also illustrated by Yvesriba).
‘Aziraphale blinked muzzily, trying to remember where he was, who he was, and what shape he was supposed to be. After checking he hadn’t accidentally formed into a mass of twirling wheels and eyes in his sleep (he hadn’t, but it wouldn’t be the first time he’d let his corporation slip while in a drunken stupor), he stretched and yawned wide.
Then he looked up. And screamed.
“CROWLEY!”
“SsssswhAT!?” Crowley slid off the table onto the floor in a tangle of limbs and attempted to work out which way was up again. “Wassa problem?”
“What did we DO?”
“Got disgracefully drunk, I’d say.” Crowley replied blearily, rubbing at his head. “Shhhh, too loud.”
“BUT THE BISHOP, CROWLEY, WHAT DID WE DO TO THE BISHOP?”
“Got miserable old Stoneface drunk too, din’ we?”
“CROWLEY! LOOK AT HIM!”
Crowley looked in the direction that Aziraphale’s trembling finger was pointing.
“Oh f***.”’
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Crowley's Testament by ThisColorfulAbyss for lestelle, Roasted_and_ghosted, Augenblickgotter, astral_gravy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2021
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He drank some more wine. Pathetic, that‘s what he was. His teeth felt as if they were coated in ashes and blood, and no amount of sour grape juice could wash that down.
The soldiers had long taken down the bodies, but the three crosses were still standing, black silhouettes that stole the stars away and cut a deeper kind of darkness into the sky.
“Oh. You’re still here.”
Crowley almost fell off his rock when he recognised the voice that had emerged from behind him. Soft as a cloud. Light as rain.
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A demon and an angel share some half-decent wine at the foot of the now empty cross.
Crowley thought he understood God's rules by now: black sheep out, golden children in. That's why he was cast out of Her Grace, why he wasn't deemed worthy of Her love. But when God's favourite child, Jesus, dies by means of a horrible torture device, all the rules go out of the window, and nothing makes sense anymore.
Yet, in the chaos of mourning, there's still one thing that shines like a diamond. Just one last lesson a demon can learn.--
Vaguely inspired by the Italian song: "Il Testamento di Tito"/"Titus' Testament", by Fabrizio De André.Series
- Part 1 of A Truth Ineffably Acknowledged
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Dream Come True, ILLUSTRATED. by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Yvesriba, CousinSerena, Miele_Petite, CynSyn, Quefish, Snowfilly1, Elwyst, WriteItOtt, loveneedlesandhay, The_Magic_Rat, Crowley_Kitten, ARealPip, Lurlur, Suvroc (cuteandillusion), Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Dec 2020
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Angels and demons can enter people's dreams as part of their job, but sometimes it's nice to do it for fun. Living together, Aziraphale and Crowley happily visit each other in dreams from time to time, and Crowley discovers some hidden desires that his lover would like to explore, so happily makes it a reality.
Very smutty oneshot to celebrate 100 fics in just over a year, and to thank some friends for their support. Soft fluffy illustration at the end.
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Picnic On the South Downs by Elwyst for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Dec 2020
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Crowley and Aziraphale relax one sunlit afternoon in the South Downs, the angel with his nibbles and book supported by his favorite demonic snake in naga form.
Drawn for the Grow Better! Holiday Swap for Inki
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To the Misfits by astral_gravy for Augenblickgotter, Rubber Duck of Sin (CynSyn)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2020
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For any of you who never fit in, you're in good company.
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All Apologies by astral_gravy for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Apr 2020
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Sometimes a picture (or a song) is worth a thousand words you can't bring yourself to say.
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Augenblickgotter asked for comfort porn after having a stressful week. A lovely bath was requested as part of it, and perhaps wings. So, here is the result.
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Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous by astral_gravy for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jan 2020
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Gouache and ink, inspired by a passage in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.