INeverHadMyInternetPhase (BirbWatcher)



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    A series of AU oneshots in which Dan meets his favourite youtuber, AmazingPhil, in a variety of unconventional ways. Or, I have 30 meet-cutes and I'm gonna write a oneshot based on Dan and Phil for each one. Fluff and some awkwardness ensue.

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    Min Yoongi, afternoon cohost of LOVE 101.1's Jin With a Shot of Suga radio show, hasn't had a Valentine in a very long time. So when roses and notes start appearing on his desk, he isn't sure what to make of it.

    Good thing the new late night host Park Jimin joined their station not too long ago and seems to be around every time something appears on Yoongi's desk. He can probably help Yoongi out with this. Even if he's not Yoongi's favorite person.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    Leaning down to kiss Yoongi, he said, “I love you so much.”

    “I love you, too,” Yoongi had said, holding Jimin against him with his big hands. (Mentally, he was doing cartwheels. It was over, it was over, by the grace of a higher power, it was oveerrrrrrrrrr!!! He was finally free!!!! Worst experience of his life!!!!!!!)

    “I wish you weren’t sexiled,” Jimin said instead. “Because I really miss having sex with you.”

    Yoongi sighed. “I miss it too. Listen, I know I fucked up—,” he began, but was cut off with a clipped, “No, I don’t think you do. Not yet. Anyways, thanks for listening to me. Long day tomorrow.”

    And with another quick kiss, Jimin rolled off and left his room as Yoongi groaned into his inner elbow, dreading the boner he now had to nurse.

    or--

    Yoongi gets sexiled by Jimin, which would be fine, except they're going In The Soop and Jimin is doing everything he can to torture Yoongi (and succeeding).

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    16 Jul 2021

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    He was probably losing it.

    Wilderness sickness.

    There were plenty old battered journals in his watchtower telling stories about how the woods were enchanted. Endless diary entrances with signs of how watchers slowly but steady went a little bit more crazy for every passing day. Yoongi had thought it was all bullshit, made-up entries by bored lookouts, but now after so many weeks, he wasn’t so sure anymore.

     

     

    Or; Yoongi takes a job as firewatch in hopes of escaping his life. His only remote company for the rest of the summer is the mouthy voice in his intercom-radio talking to him every day, and maybe they need each other more than they think.

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    05 Dec 2020

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    “2019?” Yoongi repeats, and Jimin nods.
    “Fuck,” Yoongi said, falling back onto the bed.
    He’s travelled a little over five years back to the past. Back to when he and Jimin were nothing but friends.
    Great.
    Jimin is going to kill him.

     
    or; au where Yoongi accidentally travels back in time to when him and Jimin weren’t dating. When future!Yoongi and past!Jimin meet, Jimin is so against the idea of them being a thing that Yoongi stays to convince Jimin they’re meant to be. Simultaneously, Yoongi re-discovers falling in love with Jimin.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    Jimin has two problems:
    1. He promised Taehyung to let his rebellious cousin Yoongi live with him for a while.
    2. He may also promised his brother to take care of his one year old niece in the exact same timespan.

    Jimin is sure about one thing. He is definitely screwed.

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    29 Aug 2019

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