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    Jocasta Nu, Chief Jedi Archivist and professional menace, gets her own squad of clones during the Clone Wars. The rest of the galaxy may learn to regret that.

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    A battered and broken England has one hope left in the endless, brutal, battle against the Kaiju. When titanic monsters burst from the rift on the Atlantic Ocean's floor, destroying and murdering everything in their path, one desperate plea echoes from the bunkers and it is to the brave people of the Two Thrones Shatterdome. Save us, they beg. Save us from extinction. When the sky darkens, the earth shakes, and the mighty, mechanised Jaegers of Two Thrones stride the earth, all who see them pray for their pilots, for victory, for living one more day.

    Their prayers will not be answered.

    Legendary ex-pilot Commander Greg Davies has been transferred to the Two Thrones Shatterdome as the new drillmaster, and finds a base on the brink of utter defeat. It would take more than a miracle - more than a broken man haunted by his past, a ragtag band of resentful pilots, and more than the secretive scientist who just won't leave Greg alone.


    WARNING! I have NOT finished writing this yet. Unheard of for me. My plan is to release a chapter per week, but I've been struggling to make progress on this and I hope the deadline will put a Jaeger boot up my arse. Please harass me.

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  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Gordon travels to Elizabeth, New Jersey, to help a family-owned oyster bar with subpar food, chaotic surrounds, and an arrogant owner who is a delusional tyrant, knee-deep in debt.

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  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    “When you say that you physically cannot have sex, what exactly does that mean?” Astarion asks. “Because to me, it sounds like either you can’t get it up, or someone has cursed you. Potions could help with the first situation, and a cleric could help with the latter. And, I mean… we do know at least one cleric.”

    “It isn’t something that Shadowheart could fix.” Wyll glances over and catches sight of how Astarion’s mouth is already opening. “Before you ask, no. I haven’t actually asked her. But you heard Mizora. The changes she made are permanent.”


    Wyll’s fiendish transformation has changed him in more ways than are visible on first glance, and he is convinced that a sexual relationship is impossible for him. Luckily for him, Astarion is open to trying new things… even if those new things are squirmy and coated in slime.

    Or: Wyll and Astarion fall in love, have a T4T tentacle adventure, and have to go to the fantasy Urgent Care. Not in that order.

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    22 Sep 2025