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Jonathan Sims vs the Cat Distribution System by Broken_Twisted_Lullabies
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Nov 2024
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A common joke amongst those with cats is that of the “cat distribution system” which runs off the belief that you do not choose your cats. Rather, cats choose you, even if you have no intention of getting one. Especially if you have no intention of getting one.
Now Jon hadn’t thought he was exempt from that -- truthfully he thinks it's a sweet notion. After all, cats are far more intelligent and better than dogs so it makes sense a cat would know exactly who it wants to spend its time with. So all in all, the idea sounds nice. What he had thought was that, after getting one cat, he was no longer an ideal candidate for this “cat distribution system”.
He, of course, is wrong.
OR: a series of moments where Jon adopts some stray cats and makes some human friends too. Companion fic to "Jon's Accidental Cat Acquisition".
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- Part 3 of Jon Sims and Cats
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Just once Dean wants to be enough in his father's eyes. But he's a weapon, and that's all he'll ever be.
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I'll Find Him Through the Depths of Space by Broken_Twisted_Lullabies
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
22 Sep 2023
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Castiel remembers the fairytales his mother would read to him as a child. In all his stories, a charming rogue or knight in shining armour would swoop in and save the prince or princess, whether it be by slaying some monster or whisking them away from their wicked family. In those stories they would fall in love and live happily ever after.
He likes to imagine himself in one of those stories with some charming stranger who stumbles upon him locked away in the dungeons and after defeating his wicked stepmother would free him. Then from there they fall in love and all would be well.
He did not anticipate his so-called "knight in shining armour" to be covered in that much blood.
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When the King's greed turns a wedding into a bloodbath, only two survivors walk out of the church alive: One who pledges to search every inch of the galaxy to find his lover, and the other who swears he will stop at nothing until King Michael is dead at his feet. For the first time in centuries, the sparks of rebellion are coming to fruition, with a familiar face at its helm.
It's a tale as old as time: a tale of love, corruption, and how far you would go for what you believe in.
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The email itself seems innocuous, if annoying: Bruce has sent some kind of invitation out to the family and other assorted family-type individuals. Jason would have hit delete without even opening it if Dick weren't rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet in anticipation.
Jason's curiosity wins out. He opens the email.
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15 Jun 2025
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you're telling me a baby painted this piece? by limeskittlesaredecent
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009)
24 Jul 2024
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The WC team is tipped off that Bruce Wayne is lying about the origin of the artwork he has. Not one member of the team could possibly care less what a billionaire does, but they aren't allowed to ignore things like this, so off they go to investigate.
Neal Caffrey--that is, Jason Todd--has to go with them and try to keep a straight face while they accuse Bruce of having stolen artwork, or something.
They just so happen to interrupt a meeting between Bruce and Oliver Queen, who brought along his son and his son's girlfriend.
Keeping a straight face will be harder than Jason first thought.
July 24th: Jason Todd is Neal Caffrey | WC Investigates Bruce Wayne | Secret Polyamory | Languages
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- Part 4 of WC/DC Week 2024
- Part 8 of wc/dc waters my crops brings rains upon my droughts and grants me harvests during famine
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13 Jun 2025
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“So,” Jim said, “are you one of Wayne’s new kids?” Because only siblings acted that way toward each other, and it seemed like every time Gotham turned around, Bruce Wayne was adopting more kids. It was a reasonable question.
“What?” Jay asked. “No, I’m—” He paused. Very slowly, his head tilted as he looked over Jim’s shoulder in the most obvious way he possibly could.
Jim Gordon accidentally meets the "newest" member of the Wayne family.
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09 Jun 2025
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Dick struggles getting back on a trapeze after his parents die. He’s suddenly afraid, and so very lonely, and even if Bruce tries his best, it isn’t the same and it won’t ever be the same again.
Jason is suddenly living in a manor after years of homelessness. He has access to a hoop and now has a cool distant older brother. He’s excited to grow up and prove himself to him.
Two brothers, with broken and burnt wings look at each other. Years have passed. A lot has happened. Can Dick make up for what he hasn’t done for Jason? Can Jason make up for what he’s done to Dick?
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09 Jun 2025
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What Makes a Gothamite by Dragonfly_Dream
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
31 May 2025
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Sometimes, Neal Caffrey displayed the strangest behaviors. The White Collar unit tries to make sense of their resident CI's quirks while Neal - alias Dick Grayson, alias Nightwing - has the time of his life messing with their heads.
What would they say if they knew everyone in Gotham shared his odd habits?