Calamityjim



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  1. Batman - All Media Types (48)
  2. Red Robin (Comics) (16)
  3. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (8)
  4. Criminal Minds (US TV) (8)
  5. Supernatural (TV 2005) (8)

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    Bruce Wayne will do *anything* to protect his children, including taking measures that Batman won't.

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    Waking up in a dirty warehouse smelling strongly of fish? Not good. Waking up feeling fuzzy and cottoned mouthed? Eh, not a first for Tim and not ideal. But he can work with it. Kidnappings, both as Red Robin and Timothy Drake-Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises are old hat. But coming to tied to his little brother? Ok, we’re getting weird. Let’s up the ante and add Red Hood tied to Nightwing only a few feet away.

    Tim is officially concerned. The real kicker? The masked weirdos in three piece suits drawing a giant summoning circle. Let the record state that Tim wants out and wants out now.

    Or Tim gets kidnapped, and Fright Knight gets to be sassy.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    He doesn't know when it started. When clocking out came with a crash of guilt. But he knows when it became unbearable. Agent O swallows again, determined not to back down. A year ago, he'd never thought of sharing what he's about to say, but he's made his peace with it now.

    A year ago, the scientists of the GIW didn't have a child strapped to a table. A year ago, he didn't know what the tortured screams of a girl sounded like.

    After Agent O reveals to the Justice League the wrong-doings of the GIW, Phantom is rescued.

    Or: a story of hurt, healing, and recovery.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    The day his mark appears, Ren wakes up screaming in pain.

    It circles his throat like a scarred collar. Anemones, asphodels, and roses curling across his skin, maroon.

    He’s 9 and his parents are horrified.

    Everyone's born with flowers on their skin, leading them to their other halves. Ren and Akechi find each other when they're children first, their bond running deeper than most.
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    This fic is being translated into Russian, thanks to Kasu! You can read it here!

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    30 Nov 2025

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    In a world where the last words your soulmate will ever say to you are tattooed on your skin, it is a good thing that Sung Jin-Woo is quite bad at staying dead.

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    23 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    After a falling out with his parents regarding his future, Ren Amamiya enrolls in a culinary arts academy in the United States.

    There, miles across the sea, he has a chance encounter with Goro Akechi, who’d left him with a single glove and the memory of a bitterly cold winter evening.

    …He also learns that Akechi really can’t cook to save his life, nor can he afford takeout at the moment.

    Ren, eager to prove himself beyond curry and coffee, needs a harsh critic in order to hone his culinary skills. Someone who won’t just nod politely and choke down whatever’s on the plate.

    So, they strike up another deal.
    Ren will prepare a new dish each time they meet. Akechi will taste it, and give his verdict.
    If Ren can get Akechi to rank any meal an honest ten out of ten, then that means he’s succeeded.

    It’s a simple deal. And nothing could possibly complicate things.

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    22 Nov 2025