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    Yet another "Taylor Becomes the Butcher" story, the Butcher's Tax is the tale of one Taylor Hebert and her journey after becoming the fifteenth Butcher. Taylor quickly discovers that sometimes, violence is both fun and the answer. And she also becomes Lisa Wilbourn's (biggest headache) new best friend as Lisa tries to keep Taylor grounded.

    ...Tries being the operative word. That carries a lot of weight. But Lisa is confident she knows what she's doing, befriending Butcher XV and trying to keep her from going full Butcher. There's absolutely no way her foolproof plan will have consequences. Right?

    (A Worm AU in which the Teeth remained in Brockton Bay, Lung set up shop in Boston so the Teeth vs. the Empire is the main gang scenery, and the journey of Taylor Hebert adapting to being Butcher XV while dealing with other stuff. Also, Smugbug.)

    Alternating Taylor and Lisa POV chapters.

    Co-written with Southernwind on Spacebattles. Where there is a mirror of the fic.

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    28 Jun 2025

  2. Rec 39

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    Taylor Hebert has one sole source of comfort and distraction from her life at Winslow High: fanfiction.

    Her most successful fic? "The Draka Defense," a crossover between two Earth Aleph series, in which a genetically-engineered posthuman fails at conquest but wins both magic and a new purpose in life.

    When she Triggers, a gentle voice, speaking in an accent that never existed in either Earth Aleph or Earth Bet, offers her a choice: be mind-raped by an alien parasite, as per canon? Or become something else?

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    28 Jun 2025

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    Weiss gets to know the new girl in school. Maybe a little bit more than she would have expected.

    Specifically her lips. :3

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    28 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's so dumb and silly. I can't look away.

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    Immediately following Gold Morning, Skitter and QA retreat and burn all the bridges.

    Taylor wakes up in the Dungeon without remembering the resolution to Gold Morning. She shall ready this new world for the imminent apocalypse. Regardless of Orario's wishes.

    New world. New Escalation. Same Taylor.

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    27 Jun 2025

  5. Rec 77

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    Hyuga affair happened, and somehow Hinata got kidnapped. She's lost. She's the dead Hyuga princess.
    A Naruto manga fan-girl gets throw in the body of a supposedly dead Hinata. Stuff happens. She watches from the sidelines, trying to manipulate events to her own ends.

    Just another Naruto fanfic.
    Proofreader: CakeEight (after 3.10)

     

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    Writing style is intentional. Can't guarantee a perfect reading. English is not my first language and there will prob be cringe. If you see them, please point them out for me.

    Warning:
    This fanfiction contains dark themes, including violence, trauma, and psychological manipulation. Any romance is a slow burn and primarily focuses on emotional connection, not physical intimacy. No explicit content will be shown.

    Any semblance of romance doesn't happen until very late in the story, and certainly not while the cast are still children.

    It takes inspiration from other fanfincs. Specially two:

    Dreaming of Sunshine, by Silver Queen
    Naruto: The Outsider's Resolve, by FictionOnlyReader

    If you haven't read them, go for it. They are way better than this one.

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    24 Jun 2025