DeadBeat666



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    Fuck my reputation, here's all my most controversial bcs fics in one easy place to find 😎

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    My problematic Salamanca-cest AU where the cousins secretly sleep with each other, mainly due to their childhood trauma. Surprisingly more backstory than smut.

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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    In post-war Cybertron, things are great. Super great. It doesn’t matter that Starscream used to be second-in-command of the Decepticons or a freaking ghost that haunted everyone for fun. Now he’s struggling to keep a job and find a new purpose. It doesn’t help that he’s having these weird dreams about Unicron, either.

    When his old boss (who murdered him- lest we forget that detail) comes into his coffee shop job and asks him to go on a road trip quest to kill robo-satan, he seriously wonders if he’s being cosmically pranked.

    Starscream could use a lucky break, even if it comes in the form of a purple menace he has confusing feelings for. TF Big Bang piece with ART! <3

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    24 Sep 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Ludwig has spent almost five years with his abusive husband. He just needs to finish out the five years before he can divorce him and keep his citizenship. Unfortunately, a stranger appears and throws a wrench in his carefully laid plans.

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    16 Sep 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Nate's the only one Wade is this honest with.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    “No,” Megatron repeated, voice low. Optimus’s gaze drew back to him like a magnet to a lock. His shoulders were shaking. “Not an option. Option two.”
    “Ah.” Optimus cleared his throat and looked over Megatron’s shoulder, unable to meet his gaze for this. “Option two is you marry me and publicly claim legitimacy to the throne.”
    The silence was so long that he let his gaze creep back to Megatron. Megatron was staring at him with an absolutely unreadable expression.
    “Are you telling me that you would rather die than marry me.”

    humanformers cyberpunk fantasy secret royalty marriage of convenience adventure

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    Megatron sees an opportunity. Megatron takes an opportunity. Optimus searches for a way out. But the enemy gate is Down. It might be the only option he has left.

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    18 Aug 2023