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“I mean, how dumb does the mayor think we are? Offering us a permanent hotel room as a ‘gesture of gratitude for all our work for Paris’, like it isn’t clearly just some half-baked political ploy to place him more in the public’s favor after the whole school funding scandal, like we’ll allow ourselves to sleep in a hotel that we were publicly offered, making ourselves sitting ducks for Hawkmo—”
“It’s a pretty big building,” he countered, and at least he seemed amused, because she certainly wasn’t, “Nobody knows which room we were given but us.”
“It doesn’t matter!” she scoffed, “It’s still a security risk that he can narrow our location down at all! Also,” she jutted her arms out towards the bed a second time, “May I remind you? ONE. BED. ONE!”
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Or, Ladybug and Chat Noir receive a hotel room from the city, which they most certainly will not use. After all, that wouldn't be very professional, would it?
Yes, it's a Ladynoir bed sharing fic.
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19 Nov 2022
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17 Nov 2022
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"Do you know who I am?" Rumplestiltskin asks, and Belle lies.
"No," she says. It's a lie, and a well-intentioned one at that, so why does it all spiral so quickly out of control?After being rescued before she can cross the town line, Belle takes the opportunity for some breathing room to figure out what she wants from Rumplestiltskin.
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17 Nov 2022
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The Exchange by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2020
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The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.
So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.
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Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.
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15 Nov 2022
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“It’s angel food cake,” he said. He waited. When Aziraphale did nothing but nod politely: “It’s funny, see, ‘cause-”
“No, no, I get it.” Aziraphale nodded again. “Very funny.”
“Oh, shut up, it is-”
“May I ask what brought this on?”
Crowley paused. “Can’t a guy just want to try baking?”
(Or, Crowley makes Aziraphale food after the world doesn't end. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much he wants to make Aziraphale smile.)
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14 Nov 2022
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After the Notapocalypse, Aziraphale's almost a different angel. He's happy. He's relaxed. He's confident. People notice.
Crowley notices them noticing, and he's not happy about it.
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08 Nov 2022
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“—I’ve been told it’s a liability issue, see, they just don’t want to be held responsible for anything you might be getting up to in your new capacity as a freelance traitor, so they sent me up here with this for you to sign which absolves them of all fault for your actions, on Earth and elsewhere, in perpetuity in all dominions earthly and spiritual, it’s all in there, if you want to read it…”
Crowley hesitated for just a moment before spitting, “Alright, give that here,” and snatching the paperwork out of Eric’s hands.
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An unexpected visit from Hell's messenger boy sends Crowley & Aziraphale's date night down a chaotic path.
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08 Nov 2022
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Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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A mysterious explosion. An intrepid reporter who asks too many questions. A bite from a small, seemingly innocuous garter snake. You know the drill.
But Anthony J. Crowley soon finds out that being a superhero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, there are benefits: being able to slither up the sides of buildings, doing really weird things with his tongue, the occasional lucrative stock tip from a grateful rescuee, and gloating over the fact that a simple pair of sunglasses is an apparently impenetrable disguise. On the other hand, there’s the sheer indignity of spandex, a succession of increasingly terrible monikers, and the fact that he keeps making a fool of himself in front of the love of his life, who, for some reason, seems to keep getting kidnapped. And to add insult to injury, said love of his life might just be in love with his alter ego.
It isn’t easy being The Serpent.
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08 Nov 2022
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Aziraphale and Crowley are presented with a classic philosophical conundrum.
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07 Nov 2022
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Anthony Crowley sells computer systems to London businesses–and specializes in sneaking extra charges and fees into the associated contracts. It’s not his fault no one actually reads the paperwork before signing it.
He thinks mild-mannered bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell will be an easy mark; surely no one that old-fashioned and dotty will spot a few carefully-worded technical clauses in his contract.
And then Aziraphale comes back with some very polite, very pointed questions – and Crowley decides that maybe pulling off the sale isn’t his first priority anymore…
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07 Nov 2022
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Aziraphale reached the free seat and sat. The chair wheel squeaked awkwardly, disturbing the soundless air of the room. A misshapen laugh broke out of him, fell in his lap as he fidgeted.
It was joined by no one else's. He felt his face redden.
(This wasn't the first time.
How many times had it been that he had tried to join in a joke, to find joy with the other angels only to find himself stared at in discomforting quiet, told to take things more seriously.
They were right.
He should.
He should take things more seriously.
He wasn't funny anyway. They never laughed.)
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06 Nov 2022
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Plaid, Feliform, Doom, Nebula by TriffidsandCuckoos for flightinflame
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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Crowley is a sweetheart who found a kitten box. Where else is he supposed to take them?
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02 Nov 2022
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Hell's best temptation agent absconding with an angel has left a mess for the C-suite executives at infernal HQ. Meeting transcripts reveal how demonic leadership is adapting to this unexpected challenge.
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02 Nov 2022
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Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.
His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.
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01 Nov 2022
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When Aziraphale finds himself without a rabbit with which to do his magic act, a sarcastic suggestion from Crowley leads to The Amazing Mr. Fell and his Speaking Serpent doing a revival.
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01 Nov 2022
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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31 Oct 2022
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She didn’t fully understand this kind of miracle but she knew one thing for sure.
When a Code Angel came to The Ritz, they should expect miracles to happen.
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29 Oct 2022
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The Care and Feeding of Tiny Humans (and slightly larger Time Lords) by Netgirl_y2k
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
30 Jun 2010
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The one where the Doctor comes back for little Amelia Pond.
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27 Oct 2022
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This is Tomorrow (the getaway driver remix) by Netgirl_y2k for Glinda
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
21 Apr 2010
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Donna works for an art thief with a name like a brand of tequila, but Christina has a flying bus and tolerates her occasional Mad Scientist moments, so it's not all bad.
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27 Oct 2022
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A catch-all category for (mostly) unrelated fics that leave the relationship details open to interpretation, depending on one's mood and personal preferences. BROTP, pre-relationship, mid-relationship, ace-- that's all up to the reader to decide. (Sorted into a series for easier navigation.)
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27 Oct 2022