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From the diaries of John Watson, 221B Baker Street (unpublished) by Elofant
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
23 Feb 2022
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After a case, Doctor Watson gets a lecture on the art of deduction by one Sherlock Holmes, that takes an unexpected turn...
In case the tags and the summary were unclear: This is smut, so read at your own risk XD
The characters belong(ed) to A.C.Doyle, though only I am resposible for the plotline.
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Mrs. Moonys Pie Shop by Elofant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sweeney Todd (2007)
31 Oct 2021
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A ship comes into London on a dark and dreary night. On board are two men, who have a bone to pick with the city all the while searching for loved ones. And one of them might yet find them that night....
So, I realized that in Sweeny Todd Alan Rickman (Snape) plays the judge and Timothy Spall (Peter Pettigrew) plays the corrupt Beedle. And Mrs. Lovett sings about Mrs. Moonys pie shop... I just couldn't resist.
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to somebody else, parts of the text are also just slightly modified lyrics. DO NOT COPY TO ANY OTHER SITE, PLEASE!
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(Let's all drink to the) Death of a Clown by Elofant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2021
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Sirius and Remus have finally gotten their act together and James Potter is morose. Sure, he's happy for his friends, but… But falling in love means the end of stupid pranks and all night gaming – right? Luckily Lily is there to help her husband mourn the end of one chapter and to remind him, that there is always another chapter waiting when the last ends.
PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights to the characters go to JKR, but her transphobic views disgust me. So let's reclaim her characters and play with them :).
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- Part 7 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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Sirius is getting desperate. No matter what he does, Remus never seems to notice that he is flirting with him. So, to get Remus Lupin to fall in love with him, he takes the advice of James Potter – well known for his easy and short courtship with his wife – and his little brother Regulus. That can’t go wrong in any way – right?
This can be read as a stand alone, but it might make more sense when you read the rest of the series.
Disclaimer: PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights for the characters belong to JKR, the plot and setting are mine. I do not support JKRs views on trans people.
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- Part 6 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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When Remus opened the door to his flat one late afternoon, he expected to see Sirius there. But nothing could have prepared him for the scene that unfolded before him. “It’s not what it looks like, I swear”, Sirius said. But what exactly was it?
Or: The best "It's not what it looks like" Remus ever heard.Pre-Relationship, they are just pining away for each other.
PLEASE DO NOT COPY THIS WORK TO ANY OTHER PLATFORM. All rights to the characters belong to JKR. I do not support her transphobic views, but she can't keep us from playing with her characters :)
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- Part 5 of Puppy-Sitting Sirius Black
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I got the inspiration for a short one-shot from a Kinks song and somehow a somewhat coherent narrative happened including six other songs? Whoopsie XD
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Alright, he needed to do something right now to prove to this wolf that he was not a fox, he was a shapeshifter. He needed to… to…move…?
Any time… Please…?
His body remained immobile, and the wolf continued to lick him.
The fucking snake monster, and the fucking paralytic causing problems.Aka: Jaskier's a shapeshifter and stuck in his form when a strange wolf finds him.
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14 Jun 2025
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Aiden was finally doing okay, new job, clean slate, and his shitty ex, Jad, in the rearview. But when Jad ran him down in a final act of spite, Aiden wakes in the hospital to a brutal new reality: he’s blind. His future is uncertain, and the life he was building is falling apart.
Now he’s left picking up the pieces. At his side is Lambert, his best friend, his secret crush, and the only thing keeping him grounded.Series
- Part 1 of Home Sweet Home
Bookmarked by Elofant
09 Jun 2025
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To Feel the Sun Upon My Face Once More by anicewarmfire
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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Jaskier ends a tiring performance with a drink only to wake up in a dark cell, bound and chained. He is alone save for the witcher confined to the cell next to him who won’t even share his name with Jaskier. Their captors want information he cannot give.
Betrayed by his own brother, Aiden has endured months of torture, so many days passing that he stopped keeping count. A new prisoner arrives just as he is losing hope of ever setting his feet upon the grass again. While no one came for him – such is the life of a witcher – perhaps someone cares about the bard enough to track down the madmen holding them hostage.
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09 Jun 2025
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Percy Weasley has rules. Protocol. Procedure. A colour-coded folder for every crisis.
But when a mysterious Ministry memo resurfaces—twelve names, six already dead—Percy is dragged into a covert task force with one mission: find the source before the body count rises.
First problem: he’s partnered with Oliver Wood—whose involvement is both a tactical nightmare and a personal inconvenience.
Second: Hermione and Draco are undercover as a married couple—and dangerously good at the performance.
Third: Harry’s informant is Theo Nott—answers to no one, especially not Harry, and knows exactly how far he can push.
Fourth: Ron’s surveillance target is Pansy Parkinson, who may be a security risk—or just very, very distracting.And absolutely no one is following the Ministry’s no-fraternisation policy.
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18 May 2025
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After the Prisoner of Azkaban, Remus and Sirius are haunted by regret yet driven by hope. As Remus battles his darkness with an ancient werewolf artifact, Sirius shoulders the unexpected weight of parenthood.
In this retelling, Moony & Padfoot not only survive the battles that took their lives in canon but also seize a second chance to shape their future on their own terms.
📖 Updates every Thursday.
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13 Apr 2025