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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    This is my version of the Rogue One story, everything from some backstory, to dealing with the events of Scarif, to moving on past the events of A New Hope and beyond. It's not necessary to read A Rebel of Steel before Don't Leave Me Now. A Rebel of Steel is an optional prequel.

    Current Order of Stories:
    1) A Rebel of Steel - Cassian and Kay's first meeting pre-Rogue One. Takes place in 8BBY. Can be read before, after or without ever reading Don't Leave Me Now.
    1.5) Untitled Prequel - Currently in planning stages. This will follow Leia and Cassian's meeting and the growth of their friendship, including the mission referenced in Chapter 9 of Don't Leave Me Now.
    2) Don't Leave Me Now - Direct continuation from the (alternate) ending of Rogue One. Takes place in 0BBY. Can be read before, after, or without ever reading A Rebel Of Steel.
    3) We're In This Together - Directly follows Don't Leave Me Now, approximately 5-8 months later. Currently in progress.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    She worried about Cassian when he was still alive. She wondered what a man like him would do when the Rebellion was over. What would he have to live for? Apparently she was right to worry. Not even death can keep him away. And the others? Well, in her weaker, more sentimental moments, she likes to think that they stay for him.

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