Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32)
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Let's Die Under The Full Moon by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
11 Jun 2025
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Blitzø, a man who lost his business and became homeless, also dragging down his family in debt, accepts an invitation to offer himself for a one-night stand through an exclusive app out of need. He’s chosen by Stolas, a wealthy man in despair, seeking one night of affection. Despite their chemistry, a misunderstanding leads to ending the night on bad terms and saying goodbye forever. Still, Blitzø finds himself with a fortune on his name the very next day, becoming suspicious about why this rich asshole took such a decision… Until he has to tackle the man so he doesn't jump from a bridge.
Of course, Blitzø doubles down on the craziness, agreeing to marry Stolas for convenience to truly save him.
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Wild and Free Tattoo Parlour by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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Blitzø was used to seeing all sorts of people come and go at the Bond Street—a wild shopping hub packed with tattoo shops, piercings, and every alternative fashion trend under the sun. But it’d been a while since such a nerdy, oddly tall, and posh man roamed so out of place. Sexy guy, tho.
Stolas felt way out of his element, but when Via begged him to tag along to her new tattoo classes, who was he to say no? Besides, someone had to supervise. The real shock? The smoking-hot owner of the parlor she dragged him to. What a good day to be divorced.
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Blitzø is so done with the rats, and the general 'condemned-building chic' of their new hellhole apartment. Thank god the damn rat-catcher showed up in time! But something weird is happening with this Stolas guy, so he and the team decide to sneak around and peek when he’s alone working in the basement… BYNGO!
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Stolas found himself puzzled by his daughter’s gift—a voucher for cooking classes. Turns out, it was actually a ticket to some quirky culinary contest at a modest place packed with lesser demons. What started as his little attempt to step out of his royal bubble and mix with new folks turned into a night of unexpected fun and peculiar encounters. And one of those encounters was the biggest surprise of all: meeting his future imp husband.
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Demons were weird, an amalgamation of animal facts with a sprinkle of bizarre surprises. It takes lots of patience and an open mind to understand each other, but sharing some bonding time when the shedding and molting seasons approach helps to bring closer this little found family of two dads and a daughter. And it's especially helpful for a lizard and an owl that has postponed some physical bonding while naked for too long.
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Faith Plays Dumb 'Til the Doubts All Leave by kh0sh3kh
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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"We're just not sure Sinsmas was the best time to bring him in," Millie says carefully.
"Oh." That was unexpected. "He's never celebrated. Apparently, rich fucks don't do anything fun. Just pretend he's... celebrating Sloth right now." That's probably the most any of them will get out of him for the day, but he's more than happy to tell Stolas that it's still a form of celebration. The circus used to travel through all of the rings, and Blitzø can remember celebrating Sinsmas with some napping and lethargy over the years.
Moxxie shuffles his feet. "It's not so much how he's celebrating," he begins, looking like he's working very, very hard to choose his words carefully. "It's how... uncomfortable he seems with our celebrations."
OR: The gang find out the extent of Stella's abuse and plot a murder.
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She pushes an old shirt to the side and softly hoots in surprise at what she has found.
An old film camera.
Via blinks in astonishment and carefully lifts it out of the box. The heavy weight is expected but it still manages to surprise her somehow. This is a really old model, vintage even! Via has never seen one like this in person, only ever in magazines or in old movies.
For a moment her heart drops because at a closer glance the camera looks broken. It's dirty and banged up and there are some weird markings all over the body. In some places the plastic looks almost like it has… melted?
She turns it in her hands and runs a finger over the lid of the film compartment. What looked like ordinary scratches are actually letters, deliberately carved into the surface, faded and barely legible.
T. B.
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Via finds an old film camera in Blitzø’s closet. While she takes pictures of her new family and tries to come to terms with her new normal, the camera holds secrets none of them could have ever imagined. -
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Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.
Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.
Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.
I think you can probably see where this is going.
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AU of an AU, where you don't have to have read the original AU.
Blitzø is a human, and he summoned the demon Stolas in M&M's basement.
In the main story, they (spoiler alert) don't fuck in that basement.
In this one, they do.
They fuck in a summoning circle. In a basement.
And that's it, that's the whole thing.
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- Part 3 of Circled In
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Eleven year old Blitzø has always just wanted to do something normal for Halloween. Trick or treating, preferably. Unfortunately, he's stuck as a reluctant member of The Servants of Paimon, his dad's dumb cult. And every year since Blitzø can remember, instead of getting free candy, he's always had to spend his Halloween helping with the ritual to summon their demonic master, King Paimon.
But this year, King Paimon has brought his son Stolas with him to his summoning. Which is weird, but fine. That is, until Cash agrees to sell Blitzø to Paimon as a plaything for Stolas, and Blitzø is dragged down to Hell. That's less fine.
But Hell isn't what Blitzø expects, and neither is Stolas, and it turns out the two of them have a lot more in common than either would've guessed.
A story about two sad, scared kids becoming friends.
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- Part 1 of Circled In