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    Hilda thrives on novelty and new experiences, becomes bored easily, and makes a point of setting her various partners aside before they have the chance to do the same with her. Hilda is an excellent repeat guest, but not one who wears out her welcome. Until now... until Caspar.

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    Bernadetta has developed a good supply of ways to help Annette relax after a stressful evening, but sometimes Annette has her own suggestions.

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    Sylvain's post-last-call texts usually go to past hookups who might be open to a repeat performance, but sometimes they go to Bernie. Most of the time, that just means he gets to read about her latest work on his subway ride home, gets to call her a genius just to make her laugh, gets to fall into bed thinking about some fantasy world of her design instead of his own mistakes.

    Not tonight, though; tonight, Sylvain has something else in mind, and if that fucks up one of Sylvain's most important friendships, well, that's a problem for Tomorrow Sylvain.

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    Bernadetta treasures her solitude, which is why she lives so far from all her friends in town, way out in the mountains where the only other thing for miles is a run-down old house that's been for sale since long before Bernadetta moved out here. When someone buys that house and threatens her quiet, solitary life, she isn't sure how to feel at first; not until she meets Dimitri, who seems to value being alone as much as she does - seems to, at least, so long as she doesn't look too closely.

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    It was a good plan, a solid plan - Dimitri is eager to help, Sylvain is always ready to show off, Bernadetta needs a little inspiration. It's the perfect set of circumstances for getting Sylvain and Dimitri in bed together, and Bernie is sure once they cross that line they'll have to stop dancing around each other, lovesick and over-cautious. Every variable is accounted for.

    Mostly.

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    It started as something simple and small; Sylvain and Seteth, hiding in their rooms from the weight of their choice to side with Edelgard, and Bernadetta determined not to let them suffer alone. It was tea, and talking about books, and quiet company for dinner, and it was good. But the war has dragged on and on, the tea has been set aside for wine and mead, and things aren't so simple anymore.

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    And oh, she blushes, his goddess blushes and she's so much more radiant for how human she looks with her face flaming pink all the way to the tips of her ears. Raphael tries to calm the roaring in his veins, the aching hunger in his chest, tries to calm his hunger and his need and gentle his smile for her, though he can't tell how successful he is at looking a little less the part of the wolf.

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    It is the eyes, Dedue thinks, that fool most. He has heard the warnings, the poems, the turns of phrase that say as much, again and again and again. It is funny, in its own way, that so many could be so easily misled, for when Byleth turns her gaze to Dedue there is no hint of cold nor distance.

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    Still, she gathers her skirts and hurries down the stairs towards the entry, because if she simply waits for him to make his way to her she will be sitting here for hours listening to his echoes. Raphael's loud, cheerful voice warms her like the sun, so by the time she rounds the last corner towards the foyer she barely remembers how it feels to be cold.

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    Once upon a time, Bernie could swallow that fear and rush headlong towards him, and she still wants to, oh, nothing makes her want to break the hold of fear more than Yuri's beautiful eyes and gentle smile. She knows, somewhere, in the part of her that knows the most important things, there won't be any consequences this time, that Yuri won't frown or turn away or get up and leave, but she can't, she can't.

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    Dimitri introduces Bernadetta to his family.

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    For Bernadetta and Ferdinand, party preparation isn't quite as simple as one might expect; the masks they wear in public may be so old and well-worn they fit nearly as well as their own skin, but they are still masks, and must be put carefully in place and never allowed to slip.

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    Dimitri was a finely honed weapon, but here in the peace after the war he feels like little more than a broken arrowhead lodged in a healed wound - at best useless, and at worst a source of infection. Eager enough to give up his throne during the peace talks, he finds himself now without a purpose, spending his days drifting through the halls of the imperial palace wondering what, exactly, one is supposed to do when one loses the war yet survives.

    Bernadetta found comfort in her skills during the war, and the subsequent hunt for Those Who Slither In The Dark. Now no one needs her to bravely charge at an enemy, or find the best hiding place from which to take out a key figure, and she is free to do what she wants with the rest of her life. If only she had someone to tell her what that is.

    When Bernadetta takes Dimitri as an escort on a tour of Fódlan to look at interesting plants and find inspiration for her art and writing, she doesn't expect much more than a helpful companion who understands the value of peace and quiet. What she finds, though, is exactly what she's been looking for - and more.

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    Dedue is plenty used to dealing with people's fear; what he's less prepared for is their kindness, their regret, their admission that their fear is not his fault. But after he makes the mistake of speaking to Bernadetta von Varley, a mistake that has her screaming and running as fast as she can in the opposite direction, he is treated to an apology campaign the likes of which this world has never seen.

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    When the pressure gets too much, when the crown weighs too heavy, when the burdens of his station bring Dimitri to his knees, there is only one thing that relaxes him.

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    The Black Eagles Strike Force found a most interesting piece of machinery when sacking Shambhala; as a centerpiece in the sitting room of the Emperor's Suite, it makes for lively entertainment anytime they all get together.

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    Ferdinand is separated from the rest of the group after a mission and found by a group of bandits eager to take him down a peg or two.

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    Lorenz enjoys his routines, and Claude enjoys Lorenz, and sometimes those two things don't go together as well as they would seem. Neither of them seem to mind very much.

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    Sylvain's used to pushy alphas who can't keep their hands to themselves - he's earned himself a reputation, after all. The majority of them can be put off with a polite refusal, most of the rest with a conspicuous display of his mating bite. And for others, well, he has Felix.

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    Years after the end of the war, Bernadetta takes a post as the ambassador to Brigid. In her absence, she and Hubert find a thousand ways to say a thousand things to each other, but upon her return Hubert doubts his own ability to find the words to say the one thing they both need so badly.

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