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Ultimate Assassin Kiyotaka Ishimaru by HAGELSCHADEN
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
09 Jul 2024
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Unfortunately from this day on Kiyotaka noticed Toranosuke being mean to his father on many occasions. So in the naïvety of his youth he called a random government official, to ask why the former prime minister wasn’t in prison yet. To which the official ranted for hours that he wished that he could put him in prison. But sadly too many of Toranosuke‘s friends were somehow still active politicians.
„Believe me, if i could get rid of those corrupt beasts, i would. But putting them in prison won’t work.“ the official ranted.
„Well then what would work?“ Kiyotaka wanted to know.
„Honestly. Probably only killing them. I would do it myself, but murdering doesn’t exactly help with a political career“ answered the politician.
Now Kiyotaka had an idea „tell me your price, names and addresses, maybe if the offer is well enough i‘ll do it“.
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Ballister has an Ambrosius Stan / Self Hate Account on Tumblr by HAGELSCHADEN
Fandoms: Nimona (2023)
10 Aug 2023
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Sure the descendant of Gloreth was 15 at the time, still he already had an entire Nation`s worth of people following his every step.
Amongst them, people with too much time on their Hands. Enough time to literally make stan Accounts for him. Not that Ambrosius cared.
Ballister did, because with these Stans also came the haters.
Which also was no problem to Ambrosius as any kind of hate towards him was quickly deleted on most Social Media sites.Most, but not all.
Tumblr wasn`t just any other Social Media site, but it was the only place in the realm where you could write things like ` Kill the Queen! ` or find thirst blogs dedicated to the Director of the (MILF)stitute.
No, Ballister doesn`t want to think of the amount of Director thirst blogs out on Tumblr right now, or ever.
Sadly that also means that his boyfriend isn`t safe from Tumblr users either.
But what to do when your best friend and fellow teenager is getting hate on Tumblr?
Easy, you make another sideblog and go to war, it worked in the 54th wave of the pornbot Epidemic, and in the other ones before.
i Stole the prompt from Tumblr user yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt, and did my own thing.
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Ballister began to smile “Holy shit!”
Then the pink cloud formed back into Nimona.
But suddenly Ballister fell down and was unconscious.
___________“Boss!” Nimona yelled, but as Ballister did not wake up she transformed into a dragon and brought Ballister to one of the shady taverns he frequented often, when he still was a wanted felon.
When Nimona carried him into said outer city tavern she didn`t even need to call for someone to treat him. Instead the Barkeeper, called Patrica, took him to a private room and asked Nimona to stay outside for a bit.
After a while she was called back into the room. At least the Boss was awake now. therefore she gave him a hug and then demanded to know what did happen back in their evil lair.
“No worries Nimona, i was just a little worn down from the stress of the last five months. Really needed that rest.” Ballister laughed.
Pat shook her head “You forgot to mention that you are 6 Months pregnant, Ballister”
Nimonas eyes went wide “Boss! What the fuck?”
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The Emperors husband by HAGELSCHADEN
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2023
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Shen Yuan first looked at the knife in his chest and then at Luo Binghe, who cradled him in his strong muscular arms. Begging Shen Yuan not to die.
„don’t worry about this lowly one, my Emperor” he whispered and died anyway.
But to Shen Yuan’s suprise he didn’t die. Instead he woke up six years in the past.
He remembered that day far too well.
It was the day he transmigrated into one of Luo Binghe’s husbands in the dumbfuck dumpster fucking thrash Novel that was PIDW.
Actually that was one of the better roles, for a male character, in PIDW. As Luo Binghe married his husbands, unlike his wives, only for political and not for horny reasons.
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Okay this time he first needs to expose the little palace mistress schemes, before she tries to kill Luo Binghe again (and succeeds in killing Shen Yuan) but then he can live in peace and read and eat as much as he wants, forever!At least that was his plan. What happened instead was that only a few days after his revival the little palace mistress was executed for planning the assassination attempt that had Shen Yuan killed in his second life.
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Making Qijiu happen: that’s it. That’s the plot. An they don’t get together until the very end. by HAGELSCHADEN
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2022
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The Brothel ladies, Shang Qinghua‘s, Luo Binghe, and Yue Qingyuan try to make Qijiu happen
They suceed at the end
Here a snippet: Well sounds honestly sad. But Shen Yuan knew that was none of his business. Because honestly, he will not go somewhere near that can of worms, which represented his father’s feelings for Yue Qingyuan. Nope. The sect Leader had to fix that himself.
With that he left the Brothel. But somehow Luo Binghe managed to stay behind unnoticed „if i may ask, what would the ladies propose to get the Sect Leader and my Shizun together?“
The old madame laughed at Binghe‘s Question „many things to be honest, but may i ask why you would like to know?“
„Maybe if Shizun was in a relationship himself, he would relax a bit when it comes to my dear A-Yuan and me“ Luo Binghe admitted.
Heed the tags! Maybe i add some extras!
Ps: i added all 3 chapters, but since I’ve posted this at a very cursed hour ao3 says 1/3 when it’s actually 3/3 posted.
Send me a message if you can’t read all 3 chapters pls