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The kids are alright by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
13 Nov 2025
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Giyuu is not a big person. Actually – if his colleagues are to believed – he’s rather short for a Hashira. Still, the baby looks impossibly small in his hands. And this is horrible. He’s the last person who should be responsible for a child.
Or well another child. And this one is even younger than Nezuko, who at least always had her brother. His new find has no one.
He whines, very unbefitting for his position.
Why always him?
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Giyuu unwillingly adopts a baby.
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Trafalgar D. Water Law has survived Amber Lead, Doflamingo, Kaido, Big Mom, and Luffy’s friendship.
He’s not sure he’ll survive this broadcast.
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When the Government captures the Sun God himself, they air the footage worldwide to crush the spirit of rebellion. They soon live to regret that plan.
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Law meets Luffy. This changes everything.
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At first Luffy was just Luffy, then he was nothing and now he’s Luffy again — with the dream of freeing the whole world
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Luffy is the chief of staff of the revolutionary army. He’s not a captain but he still has his crew.
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A weird day by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
27 Jul 2025
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Saiki's mother buys him new glasse. Suddenly everyone thinks he's adorable. He'll never wear those glasses again... The only bright spot is the free candy.
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Three shots to your heart by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Jul 2025
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Dazai is a politician. Chuuya is the hitman sent to kill him. Together, they prevent a war.
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- Part 5 of My BSD AUs
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Mori Ougai dies on a Tuesday. Nakahara Chuuya is declared the new boss of the Mafia two days later.
He doesn’t call off the deal with the Armed Detective Agency. Instead, his first action as the new head of the Mafia is getting his old partner back.
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The dumbest idea I've ever had by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Jun 2025
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As carefully as he can, Dazai lifts the baby — who instantly stops crying at his touch. She must be a very bad judge of character.
He blinks at her.
She blinks back.
She smells. Probably needs a new diaper. And a bath. And definitely food. He has no idea how long she’s been here alone.
“Can you already eat solid food?” he asks.
She answers with unintelligible babble.
He nods. “That’s what I thought.”
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After betraying the Port Mafia, Dazai randomly adopts a kid. Maybe he should’ve slept on that decision a bit longer.
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- Part 2 of My BSD AUs
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Toys should stick together by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Jun 2025
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“You okay, kid?”
It’s nearly impossible to suppress an eye roll. A self-appointed savior is the last thing Dazai needs.
“I was,” he whines, “before someone had to kill my target and ruin my mission.”
“Mission? What the fuck are you talking about?” his savior demands, stepping into the glow of a streetlamp.
He’s really short.
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Dazai is the youngest executive in Mafia history - only sixteen. Chuuya is the King of the Sheep. Both of them are in desperate need of saving.
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- Part 4 of My BSD AUs
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The Port Mafia has a new boss. Neither Dazai nor Ranpo are particularly worried.
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- Part 2 of The light suits you - Universe
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It’s always nice to see Ryuunosuke — Dazai just wishes he hadn’t dragged a bleeding Mafia executive into his clinic at 3 AM on a Tuesday.
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Dazai flees the Port Mafia at fourteen. He opens an underground clinic at sixteen. God forbid a teenager has a hobby.
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- Part 3 of My BSD AUs
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“What’s your name?” Fukuzawa asks.
“Dazai,” the boy answers. “Dazai Osamu.”
“It’s nice to meet you, Osamu. I’m Fukuzawa — but you can call me Yukichi, if you want.”
Dazai bows his head theatrically. “The pleasure is all mine, I presume.”
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Fukuzawa finds Dazai before Mori does and saves him.
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- Part 1 of The light suits you - Universe
- Part 1 of My BSD AUs
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Dazai Osamu’s varying unhealthy ideas of what sex is supposed to be, over the years — through the eyes of Nakahara Chuuya.
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It starts with flowers.
A tasteless joke from a colleague, a repetition of his high school experiences—Reid is sure of it. But then come the photographs. And when a picture of a girl who disappeared years ago turns up, the explanation no longer seems so simple.
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At nineteen, Spencer decides he doesn’t want the whole wonder-child genius theme anymore. Nobody likes the real him anyway. So he tries being so nice that, when people take advantage of him, they at least feel bad about it.
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Five times Derek protects Spencer, one time Spencer is scared of Derek, and one time Spencer protects Derek.
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Noah Stilinski dies when Stiles is eleven years old. Gerard finds him when he has nowhere to go but a lot to prove.
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Gerard takes Stiles in after his father’s death, and together, they leave Beacon Hills. Now, five years later, they’re back to take care of the local werewolf pack.
Really, it’s Gerard’s fault for never asking in what way Stiles plans on taking care of them.
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Ending the Spiral by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
21 Dec 2024
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“I don’t want to die,” Rollo confesses, his voice trembling. “Even if I get to heaven, I don’t want to die.”
“Then you’re not going to die, Rollo,” Vash replies, his certainty so unwavering that Rollo can’t help but believe him.//
Instead of bringing him back to his mother, Vash takes Rollo with him. This changes everything.
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Take me to church by Here_to_procrastinate
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Dec 2024
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Five times someone is interested in Vash, and one time Vash is interested in someone.
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Michael knows he's pretty, beautiful even – not because he cares much, but because, for as long as he can remember, everyone seems to have made it their personal mission to remind him.