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The Adventure Zone Roller Rink and Arcade opened in 1979 and has been struggling ever since. There is really only one thing that keeps the doors open, and that is roller derby.
Aka, the Late-90s-Roller-Derby AU that no one asked for but you're getting anyway.
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05 Sep 2023
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Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.
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- Part 1 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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02 Jul 2023
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Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.
Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.
Also, aliens have sunglasses.
He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?
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02 Jul 2023
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In your memories, you see Dave Strider, fourteen-years-old and made up of lean muscle and awkward limbs that he would still need a few years to grow into fully. Crows surround him, all cawing impatiently, vying for the chicken sandwich in his backpack. He swears loudly as he swings a stick at them, trying to get them to leave him the fuck alone.
“Stupid feathery assholes,” he’d always complain once he finally shooed them away.
You tear yourself out of the memory. You miss him, and you hate yourself for it.
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Modern psychomancy is the emerging therapeutic process of realigning a client's mental troubles and woes within an artificially generated reality of their own design. Within this mental realm, therapists have unprecedented power to see and interact with their client's memories, thoughts, and emotions. This revolutionary technique has helped millions across the world, though its powers are not infinite. All psychomantic sessions are guided by five basic rules:
1. When emotions are calm, the therapist leads.
2. When things get tense, the client leads.
3. Do no harm. If this is impossible, do as little harm as possible.
4. Death in the mental realm will cause death in the physical realm.
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02 Jul 2023