Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
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Texting is Fine! (Real Life is a Bit More Cruel) by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
12 Jul 2025
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Slightly less cracked fic where Adam bullies Lucifer, and Lucifer reminds him that Adam has absolutely zero bitches because he's taken all of them into his quack legion.
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- Part 3 of We could (never) be friends
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The air had been stolen from his lungs that day, replaced with something violent. Something thorny.
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So... Human by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
Fandoms: Jentry Chau vs. The Underworld (Cartoon)
23 Apr 2025
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"You're human to us." Stella grabbed his hand, pulling him in closer.
"Even if I don't have the soul that Mister Cheng promised me?"
"You don't need that." Jentry finally said. "You already have a soul. I can see it."
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Kit hasn't always longed for a soul. For a long time he didn't even realize he was missing one.
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Charlie eyed him. She had seen him multiple times, she knew things about him, about his family. She knew that he thought life was worthless, and she still didn't know his name.
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Wips i don't want to delete but probably won't finish by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Mar 2025
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Each chapter is a different one shot of a wip I started and probably won't finish. If yall want to write them, please feel free to do so.
1. Huskerdust
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Series of one shots based around two omegas in love and their lives.
Pup Patrol (year 1)
Nesting (year 2)
A little bit like you (year 10)- Words:
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We could (never) be friends by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jul 2025
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There is something about life that seems unliveable. But something pushes us forward. An undeniable force that makes us continue on even when it feels like we can't.
If I am forced to move, and everything is beyond my control, I might as well embrace the change and let myself heal.
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Event Horizon by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
Fandom: Luxiem - Fandom, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
25 Sep 2022
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Event Horizon: The Point of No Return
Or
Rings of Saturn and a bunch of spin offs of what could have been but wasn't from the main story.
Linear Reading Order:
Dark Matter
Escape Velocity
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Just a bit longer.
His muscles are screaming at him to just stop. Take a break, rest for a second!
But he only has a few more minutes before the song ends.
Or, Minho collapses after the tiger inside performance. And all hell breaks loose!
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- Part 1 of Leeknow!! ♡
Bookmarked by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
18 Jul 2025
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Minho felt heat slam up the back of his neck. His heart was beating like it had slipped into survival mode, every nerve bracing for impact. He clung to the counter with both hands, knuckles bone-white. “Minji,” he said, carefully - so carefully it hurt. “I need you to be completely honest with me right now.” His voice trembled like a bridge under pressure. “Did you go to the party across the street last night?”
The words burned on the way out. Not just because he didn’t want to know, but because he hated the person they belonged to. The tone. The suspicion. The way it sounded like something he’d heard growing up - cold and hollow and waiting for failure.
But this wasn’t about his father. This was about Jisung. Jisung, who encouraged recklessness like it was enlightenment. Jisung, whose porch was a revolving door of mistakes waiting to happen. Jisung, who was loud and smug and infuriating and - if she said yes -
If she said yes, Minho wasn’t going to knock. He was going to tear that man’s door off the hinges.
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Seungmin speaks up this time. “It’s already hard for Minho,” he acknowledges. “Satisfying five vampires, plus a baby.”
“It’s true,” Chan muses, tipping Minho’s chin up to examine him. He’s probably a little peaky, and he’s sure his undereye bags are prominent. He’s adapted to sleeping during the day, though probably not as much as he needs. He’s hungry a lot, despite the bounty of food—Seungmin says that having blood drained takes a lot of a human’s energy, so he’s probably quite a bit thinner than he ought to be.
“We could… get another human?” Hyunjin spitballs, though he says it uncertainly.
“Just—where do we find a human?”
Minho blinks, pensive but also going foggy from Chan’s affections. “Put out an ad?” he suggests.
HUMAN WANTED: VAMPIRE COVEN IN SEARCH OF HUMAN BLOODBAG AND EVENTUAL LOVABLE PET.
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- English
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
23 Jun 2025
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Sobbing, crying, throwing stuff across the room.
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Han Jisung doesn’t date. Don’t waste your time.
I heard he has erectile dysfunction.
He’s weird.
Never seen that dude with a hickie.
I’m gonna break him.
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“What’s your name?” The guy asks.“Minho,” Minho offers. Clears his throat. “Lee Minho.”
“Nice to meet you, Lee Minho.” The guy smiles. “I’m Han Jisung.”
“Do you have erectile dysfunction?” Minho finds himself blurting out. Oh god. Why would he say that?
Jisung barks out a laugh. “So you’ve heard about me, huh?”
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- Part 1 of you kissed me (just to kiss me)
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But despite the beauty of Hyunjin’s features, Felix’s skin prickled with a wave of goosebumps when he saw the dark look Hyunjin had fixed him with.
Felix’s voice trembled slightly when he spoke, and his sentence sounded more like a question. “Um, hi. I have... a coffee for you.”
Hyunjin’s glare only intensified as he pressed the button on his phone set, leaning over to it slightly. “Send me Minho. Now.”or
When Lee Felix lands his dream job, he’s hopeful to finally break into the world of high fashion; while his distant boyfriend barely notices, his supportive new colleagues are everything he could have ever hoped for. The only problem is the company’s impossibly handsome CEO, Hwang Hyunjin, who seems to hate Felix with everything he has in him.
DISCLAIMER: ALL ABUSE TAGS ARE NOT BETWEEN HYUNLIX
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 35/35
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Bookmarked by Ian_the_Existential_Crisis
27 Dec 2024
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I tried binge reading this, but op put out a 10k chapter right before I was finished and I just looked at my phone dumbly as if anyone here could help me