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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    (takes place shortly after The Fifth Elephant)
    A magical mishap leads to the Patrician and Lady Sybil switching bodies.

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    07 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    When they realise they're the only two people in the city who know a certain secret about their bosses, Angua and Drumknott form an unlikely alliance.

    A support group, if you will.


    Alright, this started as a bit of a joke, but now it exists.

    It's still mostly just me having fun with some characters, but as of the latest updates I am now working towards some vague hint of plot. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but it does mean more chapters.

    It runs alongside canon so there's spoilers for Fifth Elephant, Jingo and The Truth. Tags will be updated as I go.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Inspired by this tumblr post.

    Spock's on Earth, seeking his father.
    Jim's a bored kid in Iowa.
    Nyota's losing her mind in Iowa.
    Bones is a lonely country doctor.
    Scotty is a mechanic
    Sulu and Ben are two gay science nerds.
    Chekov is that kid they pick up along the way.

    (More character tags will be added as they actually show up in story)

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    04 Jul 2025

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    After Arthur disobeyed his father and retrieved the Mortaeus flower for Merlin's cure, Arthur's frantic pleading to save Merlin led to a misunderstanding that actually convinced Uther to take the flower to Gaius.

    Now all Arthur has to do is explain to Merlin why Uther thinks they are lovers.

    And while Uther is supportive of the relationship, he requires it kept secret. But in his paranoia, Uther misinterprets every innocent interaction between the two as something far more intimate, to the embarrassment of everyone involved.

    And then the knights begin showing up...

    Update 27/04/2024: This is long and in-process. So consider a break between story arcs!

    Arc 1 - (chapters 1-32, 90k words) What happens when you accidentally tell your father you're gay and in love with Merlin and he ships it hard? You make it true.
    Arc 2 - (chapters 33-70, 110k words) What happens when your father sends you to court someone you have no interest in? Side quests and Gwaine.
    Arc 3 - (chapters 71+, in progress) What happens when your father invites every eligible woman to Camelot so you can find your wife like you promised in exchange for saving Merlin? Chaos.

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Severus Snape doesn't think Albus' plan to martyr Potter will work out and knows nothing of the secret setup to give Harry a chance to live through the killing curse a second time. He decides that what they really needed was to start hunting the Horcruxes years ago instead of waiting for children to do it for them. He sends back his private notes and everything needed to brew a potion to strip off the spells that are restricting his behavior. He expects that his younger self will receive the information in 1992 at best.

    On the Summer Solstice, 1985, a listless Severus Snape is surprised by a generous and lucrative gift from his future self.

    Featuring: Reluctant schemer turned proud parent. A secret adoption. Narcissa Malfoy and most of the Hogwarts staff trying to get Snape married. Lord Prince decides that a half-blood grandson is better than no grandson, provided he's invented something impressive enough to make up for it. Snape moonlighting as an undercover pedo-catcher to keep his spy skills sharp. The Hogwarts Staff Room betting pool.

    中文-普通话 國語 here: 完结/已授翻:剥离与重构(Stripped Down and Rebuilt)

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    30 Jun 2025