InconvenientImmortal
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Like a Parody of Tantalus by InconvenientImmortal
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Fuga Impossível (Web Series)
24 Apr 2025
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Pac was used to being hungry.
Even when he lived in the orphanage, food was always hard to come by. The orphanage didn't receive much funding, and feeding so many kids on such a tight budget was nearly impossible.
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Pac’s relationship with food and love.
Inspired by Richarlyson’s— er… Doctovo’s comment about Pac being underweight and malnourished during Pac's doctor exam last November.
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Love will cost you an arm and a leg by InconvenientImmortal
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Mar 2025
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Most people on the Island didn't know Fit had a prosthetic arm.
Not at first, anyways.
It was easy to mistake his prosthetic for a gauntlet or even part of his armor if someone wasn't paying close attention to it, and Fit wasn’t inclined to correct them. He had no real reason to hide it of course, not here on Quesadilla Island, but Fit had always been a private person and frankly: it was nobody's damn business.
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Five times Fit and Pac bonded over their disabilities.
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As Madagio prepares to bring the Federation to its knees, they notice a familiar face in the hospital ward.
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Or: "All cats love Pac, even vaguely threatening, semi-omnipotent, and possibly immortal ones who employ his boyfriend."
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Love, understanding, and tenderness by InconvenientImmortal
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Aug 2023
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Roier wasn't sure how long he'd been sitting in the pool, letting water wash over him until his limbs were numb from the cold.
There were a lot of things Roier wasn't sure about lately. The only certainty was the fact that Bobby was dead, and there was no way to bring him back.
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Already struggling in the wake of Bobby's death, Roier suffers the consequences of not taking proper care of himself.
Help comes from an unexpected source.
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The first time Rubius met Vegetta, he was a dark and ominous figure outlined by the rising sun — powerful and proud and beautiful — and Rubius was convinced he was seconds away from being smited by a god.
As it turned out, he wasn't too far off the mark.
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An AU of the first time Vegetta and Rubius' lives intersected, set before the canon Karmaland series.
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Carry Me Home by valleykey
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Apr 2022
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The boy shifts on his feet. “The year is two thousand and eighteen? Common Era?”
Slowly, smile still plastic on his face, Suguru faces Satoru. This fucking dumbass. “Satoru,” he says, dangerous edge to his voice, “what did you do?”
Satoru makes some bastardization of a sound, half between a laugh and a cough. “...Whoops?”
“I,” Suguru grits, pinching two fingers together, “am this close to mass murder.” He’s joking. Probably.
///OR: Shortly before Getō would have massacred a village, he and Gojō are thrust eleven years forward into a would-have-been future that Getō is conspicuously absent from.
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- Part 1 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
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Bookmarked by InconvenientImmortal
14 Aug 2025
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What a heartbreakingly beautiful, bittersweet (but mostly sweet!) fix-it fic. Loved Itadori and Suguru's interactions, and Maki's and Suguru's interactions too. The big with Nanako and Mimiko broke my heart, and realizing you know who was going to be in this before it happened was so great. Very good fic.
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(Here’s something that a harbinger of tragedy would never find the courage to admit: there are moments in between the bitter self-hatred and the visceral, tangible consequences of your sins in which you almost think you’re worthy of forgiveness; of second chances; of a life beyond your greatest regrets. It’s a unique brand of pain, and it looks like this:)
“Let me help you with this,” Satoru mumbles, so quietly that it’s almost reverent.
or: the aftermath of Shibuya, as told by one house-arrested Getou Suguru
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08 Jul 2025
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Beautiful prose. The conversation between Itadori and Suguru made my heart ache.
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Phantom Calls by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2025
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“Thanks for giving me an excuse to skimp on teaching! Whom do I owe for this impromptu save?” Satoru’s voice is chipper and obnoxious as always, carrying that vapid aura of arrogance even the tinny sound of a burner phone can’t obscure. It falls along the lines of things Suguru expected to hear. Satoru never did pass up a chance to annoy others and make life more interesting for himself, and that’s what makes it all feel so tragically mundane even when it’s really, really not.
“Yo, Satoru.”
A little anticlimactic, Suguru will admit later. He should have led with something else. Like how he’s alive-not-alive, or how he remembers Satoru’s last words to him. Or maybe that he’s sorry for-
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aka.
Suguru wrestles control back from Kenjaku through unconventional means.
Bookmarked by InconvenientImmortal
09 Apr 2025
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Incredibly clever concept and well-written story that soothes the achein my heart I feel whenever I think about these two and the tragedies they lived through. Lovely work.
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There’s a strange man lying on the beach. He looks like he’s resting—which is, honestly, pretty stupid considering the lack of armour, apparent lack of weapons, and the standard issue shitty-looking prosthetic leg that can’t be any good for fighting. It took Fit ages just to relearn his arm, and his arm is advanced.
This has to be a trap. There’s no way a guy like this would make it out of Spawn with what little he has on him.
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- Part 17 of WSDanon fics
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Bookmarked by InconvenientImmortal
12 Apr 2025
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One of the best Fit/Pac and Tazercraft fics out there! Fantastic story, great writing style, great characterization, 10/10 would read again (and again, and again, and again).
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Felps has seen worse.
He has watched Cell kill people—has watched him torture people—and barely blinked at it.
He never liked being there exactly. And he definitely never liked dealing with the aftermath. But not including any concerns for his own safety, he’s never had any personal or moral stakes in what Cell chooses to do. It was uncomfortable sometimes, but he could handle it fine.
It’s hard to look at Pac.
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- Part 23 of WSDanon fics
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Bookmarked by InconvenientImmortal
23 May 2024
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Banger fic exploring an easily overlooked detail from the perspective of a character who is (ironically) often overlooked as well.