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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Sir Theobald Gumbar is selected as the champion for Candia, to defend his kingdom's honor in a tournament, and after the passing of the Archmage Lazuli, the kingdom’s most proficient healer is none other than one Chancellor Lapin Cadbury, who hates travel and gore and gratuitous violence. And Theobald. He definitely hates Theobald.

    Or, “I didn’t know where else to go”.

    Or, “Your blood will be on my hands.”

    Or, misjudgment on both sides.

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  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    In the world we know, Lapin dies staring into the eyes of the Pontifex, the voice of his patron whispering for him to come home. The Sugar Plum Fairy ushers him into her Realm of paradise, and he remains there until it crumbles.

    In another, kinder world, he still dies with his patron whispering in his ear. They just refuse to let him stay that way.

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    It is becoming easier, almost, to adjust to the new way of life. He has switched to using his left hand to cast the spell, and the effects are creeping further and further up his left arm with each passing day, even if they vanish by the next morning.

    But that is an understandable price to pay. A reasonable price, if it keeps everyone else safe. It doesn’t matter, really, if he has started to find more and more lacerations from stray waves of shadow each morning as he lies in his untouched bed. It doesn’t matter that the pupils of his eyes, when he gazes into the reflective glass of the captain’s desk, are starting to disappear entirely. Nor that he will sometimes start at the faint feeling of fingers threading around his neck, tracing the line of his cheek.

    “Praesidio. Praesidio, fortier defendebant, defendebant splendide...”

    The Rocks family is safe. Any price is worth that.

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    Lapin Cadbury returns to the living during a storm at sea. The Sugar Plum Fairy has her own twisted web of manipulation to spin, with him at the very center.

    Written for the Dimension 20 Big Bang 2020!

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    Anger is burning in Lapin’s chest. It is bitter, and it is bloody, and it shines brighter than any Bulb the church might care to invent.

    Normally, he leaves his emotions be. He cannot afford to let feelings drive him forwards. Remaining logical is the only safe way to play the game of politics - and if you do not play it safe, you die. And if you die, then what was the point?

    But nothing about their predicament is normal. So, fuck playing the game safely. Fuck that.

    The world will not play safe with the lives of those he loves.

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    In which Belizabeth Brassica is looking for a heretic, and Lapin confesses to his apostasy to protect the House of Rocks.

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  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Honestly Tommy doesn’t seem too bad.” Ranboo says.

    Wilbur knows appeasement when he hears it, “...yeah.” he mutters, clenching his gills tight and fingers tighter.

    “They would be happier together.”

    “What are you saying?” Wilbur snaps turning fully to look at him. The Ni-pameo shutters under his blown pupils.

    “I-”

    “You aren’t staying and you aren’t taking him.”

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    How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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