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    Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.

    Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.

    Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?

    25/9/2020: now with epilogue

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    Today, Peter was honest-to-god going to see Captain America himself up close, in person, and not from a rooftop or tiny crevice like a creepy stalker fanboy.

    Even better, he was going to watch Steve Rogers make history by soldiering his beleaguered way through the most intensely awkward and honestly ridiculous press conference in the history of ever-- jaw thrust out and spine ramrod straight. Trying hard to be polite and respectful in the face of adversity.

    While a bunch of assholes with cameras and microphones shouted at him about Iron Man’s adolescent dick.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Peter just happened to glance over as Deadpool swiped left on a pretty blonde girl and immediately choked on his mouthful of taco as his own photo suddenly appeared on Wade’s screen. He watched in horror as Wade flicked through the photos before swiping left.

    Ouch.

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    Spider-Man watches as Deadpool swipes left on Peter Parker's Tinder profile. He has something to say about it, because he hasn't learned to keep his mouth shut yet.

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    Oh no, Kakashi's mind whispers: “Oh no,” he says, glad that his surgical mask hides the worst of his blush. He’s never using extendable leads again. He can never been seen in this park again.

    “It’s all right,” says the man. Maybe he can feel Kakashi’s heart hammering at a thousand miles an hour; maybe he can sense the gay (really gay!) panic burning a blush into Kakashi’s face. “Let’s see if we can untangle ourselves, hmm?”

    Oh no, repeats Kakashi's stupid heart. Oh no oh no oh no -

    [Modern!AU. 101 Dalmatians inspired meet-cute. Less lake, more gay].

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    03 Aug 2025