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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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The Case of the Alma Matter by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
21 Oct 2024
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When a client comes calling with a case that's bigger than anyone expected, the Dead Boy Detective Agency (now with Living Girl Psychic) finds that they only way to close it is to return to the scene of the crimes: St Hilarion's Senior School.
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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Deacon never really recovered from the trauma of his captivity and torture at the hands of the Brotherhood of Steel. He kept his game face on (he was good at that), but keeping away the nightmares and flashbacks was becoming increasingly difficult.
He had decisions to make.
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16 Oct 2025
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The day the ghouls were turned out of Diamond City, from Wiseman's perspective.
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09 Oct 2025
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Macready's time with the gunners isn't all sunshine and rainbows.
It's exhausting, grueling work. There are no friends. There are no breaks.
The large amount of caps had to make up for it.
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01 Oct 2025
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“Well, he already hates us,” Hancock said. “So if we’re extra mushy and touchy when he’s around, maybe he’ll finally back off.”
Nick smirked fondly. “Is this just your way of getting me to partake in more PDA with you?”
Hancock grinned. “Maaaaaybe.”
Nick snorted. “Alright. Sure. Let’s make Danse’s life hell.”
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Since Danse hates Nick and Hancock's relationship so much, they take it upon themselves to make Danse's life hell. As funny as it seems at first, its still upsetting.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
04 Sep 2025
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“But-... I’m a synth,” Nick argued. “How is it doing this to me?”
“My guess is because the Hanahaki plant is one based around the emotions of the afflicted,” Dr. Amari said. “So it must care more about that than the person’s physical form.”
“What do you mean, ‘the emotions of the afflicted’?” Nick asked. “What does it do?”
“The Hanahaki plant affects those who are in love.”
Nick’s non-existent heart stopped.
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Nick finds a strange plant in the wasteland that he's never seen before. Once he touches it, he suddenly starts feeling a lot of pain when he's around Hancock.
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- Part 3 of Hanahaki Fics
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04 Sep 2025