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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Five times Kaeya flirted with Childe like it was a contact sport (involving a bloodstained smuggler’s cart, a suspiciously erotic picnic, a shirtless duel with public betting, a perfectly weighted knife engraved with flirtation, and the total diplomatic collapse of Liyue’s koi pond). And the one time Childe flirted back—with terrifying tenderness and no warning—leaving Kaeya breathless, shirtless, and face-first in the terrifying intimacy of actually being wanted.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    After his season two altercation with Steve, Billy Hargrove tells everyone Steve's a queer. Steve, unaware of the rumors, is suddenly being bullied and preyed upon. Luckily for him, everyone is afraid of Eddie Munson, a boy who isn't afraid to bring a knife to a fist fight.

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    05 Nov 2025

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    “No, man, I’m Eddie. Eddie Munson from algebra? We both flunked math horrendously and you kept bothering me for my notes, as if that was going to help. I’m what your old friends said about me. Y’know…freak drug dealer satanist Eddie Munson? That’s me.”

    “Oh,” Steve breathes out. “Oh”—he snaps his fingers on both hands and points finger guns in Eddie’s direction—“That’s why I’m here! Because you’ve got drugs! And I’m somebody who needs ‘em!”

    “Uhhh”—Eddie reappears in the living room, two glasses of ice water in his hands—“no, absolutely not. I am not selling anything to you, dude.”

    “Is it ‘cause of my face? ‘Cause that’s why I need drugs. It hurts.”

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    Steve Goes to Eddie's After Starcourt (banter and care ensue)

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    05 Nov 2025

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    Ron Weasley promised he'd visit Harry over the summer. For some reason, his best friend didn't seem convinced they'd manage to see each other at all. Ron thinks he's being silly, and besides, a Weasley never breaks their promise.

     

    Or, the Weasleys step in, as one does, and adopt themselves a cute boy savior who desperately needs some love.

    Or, Hermione Granger is just excited to hang out with her friends over the summer.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    There is one constant at Hogwarts: One new Defence Teacher every term. Everyone knew it. They also learned to keep their expectations low.
    James wasn't sure how the new teacher was able to destroy even the lowest of expectations, but here they were.
    Professor Young (or in full: Professor Flynn Ulrich Clayton Kendrick Young) was an idiot who went undefeated. So how was it possible that he still learned from him?

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    Harry has no idea how he ended up in the past and managed to become the DADA teacher at Hogwarts, but he knows one thing for sure: He won’t be one of Dumbledore's pawns, and he won't be pulled into the bubbling war, if that means he has to play the idiot, so be it. He had enough incompetent teachers to know how to play the role.

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    29 Oct 2025