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A year ago, the world didn't end. Now it's summer and the cicadas are buzzing, and something is changing. Something is going to give.
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26 Oct 2025
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“Well, it’s a silly thing to be worried about. The way that you enjoyed the company of women earlier on in your life has nothing to do with the way we are now. And, besides-” Cas’s voice drops to a shy murmur, matching the bashful, knitting rhythm of the way he’s currently playing with Dean’s fingers- “I think I’d like to hear about it.”
Alright, Dean likes to think he’s pretty good at handling surprises, but he’s not even sure if his eyeballs are still in his skull at this point with the way they’re popping out.
“Hear about the way I enjoyed the company of women,” Dean says like he’s waiting for the punchline.
“Why not? What’s wrong with that?”
“Cas, normal people don’t wanna hear about their boyfriend’s exes.”
or the one where dean's a little insecure about his sexual history, cas wants to know about it, dean loves eating pussy, and cas loves dean
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- Part 2 of you see me in the lovely garden tending
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22 Oct 2025
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gorging myself on you, still can't get full (insatiable) by sobsicles
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26 Jun 2021
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"Fine, whatever. Love you too, asshole. I hope you enjoy your walk home with your stupid, grainy bread. Taking Nature's Own a little too much to heart, but sure," Dean tells him, flashing him a sarcastic smile and swiveling around in the aisle to march away. He throws out something over his shoulder, careless and barbed. "I'm not paying for that shitty cardboard."
Dean's three aisles over when he realizes what, precisely, he said. Thankfully, when he comes to this conclusion, he's holding a box of poptarts, so when he fumbles and drops them to the floor, it's not a huge mess. He stares down at the slightly dented box of Brown Sugar Poptarts, and he has a very swift and very unshakeable crisis right there and then.
Love you too, asshole.
No, no, no. Why would he say that? Why would he do that? In the middle of the goddamn grocery store while arguing about bread? That's not—that can't be how it happens. That can't be.
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15 Oct 2025
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Cas is back from the Empty, and Dean knows how to be grateful.
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13 Oct 2025
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Jamie runs his fingers over the pages, thinking of himself seven, eight years ago who had written these words. He could’ve written some of it yesterday, if it weren’t for the fact he called him Roy Kent, full name every time. It’s embarrassing, is what it is. He knows Roy-the-real-person now, not just the football star. Knows him deeply; he can only think of a very small circle of people who know Roy better than Jamie does, the guarded fuck.
Yet he’s in the same situation, pining after Roy like he’s still stuck in this bedroom, not able to see or touch or talk to this man for real. He could do something about it. Jamie’s fucking fit. He’s a catch. Why can’t he go for it?(Jamie helps his mum and Simon move house. Packing up his childhood bedroom, he comes to a decision.)
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25 Aug 2025