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    The Moon, The Wolf, And The Languages Of Love by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    15 Jan 2023

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    Nandor’s been having nightmares almost every day since their trip to the casino. At this point, he just wants them to stop. He’s willing to try anything. (The fact that his nightmares are about Guillermo means absolutely nothing.)

    AKA: A study in the depths of Nandor’s denial, Guillermo getting what he wants and how sometimes miscommunication can actually be a good thing.

    (Set after 3x04 The Casino, Canon-Divergent after 3x06 The Escape)

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Living in an Age That Calls Darkness Light by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    22 Oct 2021

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    His friends want to help him, but the only problem is them. Friends don't lock friends into cages and offer only icky blood to eat. He is fine. Everything is alright!

    (Nandor is not alright.)

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    11 Jul 2025

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    To Relent by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    11 Jan 2022

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    Vampires are creatures of habit, Nandor more than most. Guillermo's arrival in Nandor's life brought more change than he could have predicted, but it isn't all for the worst. A little exploration of the changes that season three brought, and how Nandor struggled to balance them all.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Caped in Comfort by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    02 Apr 2022

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    For some vampires, a Saturday night on the town is a perfect opportunity to practice some of the hedonistic debaucheries for which they are so renowned. For others, however, it is one piece of a perfectly assembled routine. A routine complete with pre-formulized outfits and a rigid set of customs. However, when Nandor's quintessential night-on-the-town cape goes missing, concern soon spirals into a panic as imperative customs go awry. Luckily, Guillermo is available to lend a helping hand.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Heavy Quilt by

    Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

    09 Sep 2022

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    Nandor had handled greater hardships with much more grace. He'd lost battles, lost companions, lost rivers of blood, but none of those had reduced him to such a shameful state.

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    A sequence of unrelated events lead to Nandor having a meltdown.

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    09 Jul 2025