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No World Conquered by Oregano_man
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Jul 2025
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The Double Life event ends and the players are returned to their original homes as they always are after the games conclusions, reeling and shakily picking up the pieces of themselves after the experience. Yet life can't really seem to go on. A very important piece of their lives, especially the Hermit's lives, is missing. Why the hell is taking Pearl so long to come back?
Back in the Double life server, inside of the ever looming inpenetrable dome, a red-hooded figure remains.Aka: Pearl somehow remains alive in the Double Life server even after Scott has died. It is up to Grian, Scott, and a few other volunteering hermits to go back to the place of their nightmares to rescure her. But who they find is not the same person they left.
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- Part 1 of The No World Timeline
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Jimmy's view of the Copper King has always been that of a wise old ruler who keeps a cool head and seemingly always knows what to do in any given situation. When the Cod Empire is assailed by a sudden blizzard and the two of them are forced to flee to the castle, this idea still holds up. Yet when he voices this to Pixl while they wait out the storm, he is met not by gratitude but with laughter.
Pixl may be wise, and he is definitely old, but the journey he took to get there was filled to the brim with failures, clumsiness and, quite frankly, idiocy. And what better way to fill out the waiting than with a tale?
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Several members of Carnival Lecroux has noticed Kremy's aversion to anything romantic or sexual in nature... So of course Gricko takes on the task to become a matchmaker! What's the worst that could happen?
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Sausage tries to reconnect with Pearl after finally being free of Xornoth's corruption. Tears are shed, mistakes are made, and the moral of the story is that having a friendly fist fight is only sometimes the answer to all of your problems.
Oh, also that recovery isn't a straight and narrow path.
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UNKNOWN ENTITY by Oregano_man
Fandoms: Markiplier TV (Web Series), Who Killed Markiplier? (Web Series)
04 Aug 2022
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Dark sat in the bathroom of a dingy restaurant south-side of town. He wasn’t there to heed nature's call, no no no. Becoming a sinister entity comprised of two vengeful souls and a certain amount of occult magic relieved you of needing to relieve yourself, if only for the cool-factor of his role. It was one of the many perks of being the mysterious antagonist. The villain.
Dark could bend reality to his will, peer into the hidden, deepest corner of your mind, warp perception of time and space itself... but applying eyeliner still had to be done the old fashioned way.
So that was what he was doing in the bathroom of a dingy restaurant south-side of town, hoping to God and whatever higher power who decided to sneak a peak at him at this very moment, that no one would walk in.
And God said sike.
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The No World Timeline by Oregano_man
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
08 Jul 2025
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let me bleed in the shotgun seat by Arktosphonos
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins
05 Jul 2025
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Morrigan wakes up one day in some woman's house after a night of binging; she's hungover, angry at being coddled, and wanting to leave so she can go get high and forget about whatever happened the previous night, so she bails as soon as she can. She thinks no more about the redhead that was kind to her for a night, until she goes to her best friend's house to see said woman again.
From there, the two become entangled in each other's lives, no matter how much Morrigan does not want that. She does everything to push Leliana away, self-sabotages to a dangerous degree, then, eventually, feelings develop. It's awful and messy, which is so her. She wouldn't want it any other way.
Morrigan/Leliana 90s AU
Bookmarked by Oregano_man
22 Jul 2025
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Gods this is so dumbIf one friend going missing at Freddy's is a tragedy, two a coincidence, and three a pattern, then twenty-five is just getting ridiculous.
When such a thing happens, the smart thing to do would be to skip town.
But Cleo's never claimed to be smart.Donning an ever-cursed uniform, a hope that the murder-robots are complete idiots, and a mask that should not work as well as it does, Cleo is left to navigate the rabbit hole of murder, supernatural bullshit, and OSHA violations that is the result of one prick with a knife.
Bookmarked by Oregano_man
09 Dec 2021
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“Shot in the back? By Buford Tannen?” Emmett read aloud, his voice steadily raising in pitch to a kind of wild panic. “Over a matter of a hundred dollars? I don’t owe him that kind of money!”
“Well, it’s a few days away,” said Clara helpfully. “Maybe it hasn’t happened yet.”
"Erected by his dear friend Martin McFly.” He sounded pretty affronted. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Oh – I assumed he was a friend of yours. You don’t know him?”
“No, I don’t know a Martin. I’ve avoided making any close personal connections. My presence here is already enough of a risk to the timeline, I can’t take the chance of interfering too heavily in anyone’s life. Say I –”
“That sounds awfully lonely.”
After traveling to the year 1885 to save her friend, high school science teacher Clara Clayton finds herself trapped in the past. As they prepare for their risky plan to go back to the future, they witness the local outlaw conducting a hanging. Suddenly their lives are intertwined with that of Marty McFly, local nuisance, who according to history should be dead - and pretty soon they find themselves facing an impossible choice...
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- Part 1 of in another life etc.
Bookmarked by Oregano_man
22 Jul 2025
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On one strange night in 1955, Dr. Brown learns that he can, in fact, be a certain boy's Doc.
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Bookmarked by Oregano_man
17 Jul 2025
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Gem has a quest: to set out and keep the sun in the sky. She has been chosen for this task, and nothing can stop her from keeping her world alive. All she has to do is make it to the tower and keep the fire there burning.
Pearl has a quest, too: to take the sun from the sky and replace it with the moon.
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AKA a rivals to lovers fantasy au with gempearl :D
[for mcyt yuri week part 2 day 1: sun/moon!!!!]
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- Part 1 of mcyt yuri week valentines 2024 fics!
Bookmarked by Oregano_man
17 Jul 2025
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Aghhh so good. The worldbuilding is amazing