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    “How old are you?”
    “What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
    “Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
    Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
    “Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
    “I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
    “Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
    “I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
    “Did you mess with my calculations?”
    “I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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    After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Deadpool was following him, which was annoying, because he never seemed to have any problems getting over a fight, even when it was about a fundamental belief system. It was also annoying because Peter was hurting and sleepy and he had school tomorrow and he somehow had to figure out an excuse to explain his sorry state to his Aunt before morning. And he just watched Deadpool shoot people. So.
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    Instead of Tony being Peter's responsible-adult-figure, it ends up being Deadpool, who really means well but is a little late to the hey-this-is-a-teenager-who-needs-help party. Weird friendship ensues.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    He turned around almost instantly, seeming to remember something but looked up into Malfoy’s eyes first. There was a glint of trouble in Nott’s gaze and Hermione wondered just what he was planning.

    “I couldn’t trouble you for one of those apple pies, could I Granger?” He asked. Malfoy’s stare into the back of Nott’s head then turned feral. He looked to be extremely impatient to get Nott out of there and back to their own seats.

    “Of course, help yourself” she offered without really even thinking and lifted her tupperware box up to Nott’s hand so that he could easily withdraw one for himself. His long fingers wrapped delicately around one of the small pastry cases before he took a bite, looking directly at Malfoy’s face and making a small moan of satisfaction.

    “Mmm you should really give these a try, Draco. I think you’d love them. So sweet...”

    Hermione, without a word, offered for him to take one of the sweet treats as well but he simply looked at her silently as if all words had escaped him. A short shake of his head followed, hardly a polite decline but she didn’t mind. She’d been too consumed by that look in his eyes as he wet his bottom lip with his tongue to notice his reaction anyway.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Every living creature is driven by biological urges colloquially known as the Four Fs. Fighting. Feeding. Fucking. And… Flying?

    It’s no secret that Hermione Granger has never been a particular fan of Quidditch. But when the Derbyshire Dragons offer her a position as the team’s healer, in return for a blank check for her research, she’s not about to let the attentions of one man derail her, let alone two. No matter how tempting they may be.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    After setting her marriage (and bed) on fire, Dr. Hermione Granger flees to New York for a six-month fellowship in neuromagical surgery. Her new supervisor? Dr. Draco Malfoy — who apparently survived the war, changed his surname, and perfected the art of being insufferable in scrubs.

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    06 Dec 2025