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Just your average isekai story.
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Exploring the Land Between (Spanking Edition) by PaulFontaine
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
28 May 2025
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By some miracles, Miquella is alive and back to his former glory (and faith builds aren't totally miserable), but he's now alone with a tarnished, one of the Untouchables of the old order.
...except it isn't. He is lacking all his powers, there are no tarnished in sight to help him, and faith builds are still pointed at and laughed at by strength, dexterity and intelligence builds alike.This story contains spanking of a XXXX-years old demigod brat, and doesn't follow the DLC because I didn't get it.
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The Unspecified Crusade by PaulFontaine for Archaon the Neverchosen
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000
11 May 2025
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Oblivion has come! Abaddon the Despoiler, Chosen of the Dark Gods, has decided this morning that the galaxy was lowkey kinda cringe, and that it would be based and metal to burn it all to start anew.
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Just a bunch of indulgent stories for FFXIV, written without form or reasons because I feel like it.
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By some miracles, Miquella is alive and back to his former glory (and faith builds aren't totally miserable), but he's now alone with a tarnished, one of the Untouchables of the old order.
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In which the Tarnished reaches the First Step, and begins her last journey through the Lands Between.
AKA: Yet another Elden Ring Fix-it fic. In this one the Tarnished sets out to save her friends, frenemies, and husbandos. This is easier said than done, because everything resets every time she defeats the Elden Beast.
Everything except her.
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Bookmarked by PaulFontaine
15 Jun 2024
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A Tarnished who has done this whole song and dance a million times before and has reached max level in every skill, starts up one last run. Why? To finally give every last one of his waifus the happy endings they deserve, of course. Told from the perspective of said waifus, as they all try to desperately get a handle on the Tarnished and his antics.
Links to my other websites can be found in the Notes at the bottom of the fic.
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Bookmarked by PaulFontaine
19 May 2024
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A tale between the tarnished and Miquella. Both have different goals, attachments, and struggles. However, the Lands Between crushes everyone equally. So perhaps together they can get through it while holding on to those they care for? Or maybe they will become just another tragic tale of the Lands Between.
Bookmarked by PaulFontaine
30 Apr 2024
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Elden Ring Characters Oneshots and Headcanons by Professionalsoybeans
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
21 Jan 2025
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A collection of Elden ring headcanons and oneshots.
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Bookmarked by PaulFontaine
25 Apr 2024
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Duma, once a Nox Swordstress, is now a tarnished. Ironically. She finds Miquella in his cocoon and Gideon tells her that it might be safer to kill the empyrean. She decides to try and help Miquella instead. With Rennala's perfected rebirth, such a feat is made possible.
But now she has to get baby Miquella to Malenia, his twin sister... As soon as she finds out where she is.
This will be a series of connected oneshots featuring one tarnished being a tiny empyrean's babysitter. More tags will be added as we go. Some lore pieces here and there may not be completely accurate but I'm trying.
Bookmarked by PaulFontaine
16 Apr 2024