Pts_Of_Athrty
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He steps into House’s bedroom, sitting on the bed next to him, trying not to gawk at his friends boner.
“What did you do anyway? Swallow a whole bottle of viagra?”
“No dumbass, I injected myself with spider venom”
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After reading an article about the analgesic properties of the peptide PnPP-19, part of a toxin found in the venom of the spider Phoneutria nigriventer (a species of Brazilian wondering spider) House devises an amazing plan to inject himself with some black-market venom. What could go wrong?? -
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“I get it Peanut, not everyone can get this sexy thing in this position”, Wade gestured towards himself,
“Shut up before I make you shut up”, Logan grit his teeth and sighed, trying to will away the hardness in his pants.
“Is that a threat or a promise Wolvie?”, Wade exclaimed, once again pressing up against Logan rutting against him like a sad, pathetic dog in heat.Or
Graphic hate fucking in the back of the Honda Odyssey.
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Once again a strange town calls, aptly named “Strangerville”. And now Strange Fauna is not
the only thing the agents must worry about as they acknowledge hidden feelings and hidden secrets.
These plants seem to affect people in unusual ways, some lose their minds and some give in to desire.
Inspiration from TS4 Strangerville game pack and the X files
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A modern ranch AU:
It’s winter break, new relationships are formed, Dutch has insomnia, Sean and Lenny are enjoying a quiet time in the attic.
Featuring Hosea going mad for Hanukkah and cooking a lot of food for it.
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Bathtub scene with a twist at the end
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“Are you having a stroke?” Wilson asks, genuinely alarmed now.
House waves him off. “No, no. Just trying to figure out why, in this charming reality, we’re not having sex.”
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Or, where the "other" House from a universe where he and Wilson are married, gets sent to the canon-typical universe where... they're not.
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- Part 2 of The Multiverse of Houses
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08 Aug 2025
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They break into laughter. It's all so easy. House wants to take Wilson away in his corvette and keep him for the rest of his life. He thinks things about Wilson he’s never thought about any other human being.
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In which House and Wilson navigate a relationship by going away together.Bookmarked by Pts_Of_Athrty
05 Aug 2025
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The one where House is a wedding planner and Wilson keeps on getting married.
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03 Aug 2025
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He’d been planning those ten days in Europe with his fiancée, Bonnie, for months and House had done the same planning to make sure he’d fit a quick innovative laparoscopic hysterectomy at Johns Hopkins between his best buddy boarding the plane and him coming back with souvenirs and obnoxiously long and boring slideshows.
or, House has a medical emergency he hadn't expected, Wilson discovers something about both himself and his best friend, Cuddy realizes they're hopeless idiots
(title inspired by Wham! 's song)Bookmarked by Pts_Of_Athrty
30 Jul 2025
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Before Wilson can say anything, House splurts out, “She’s my daughter.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
A few stunned moments go by during which Wilson feels the need to sit down and reevaluate his whole life. House has a daughter. The man who fucking hates people has a daughter.
“So she’s your daughter. How come she… popped to your life only now? You knew about her before?”
House frowns his brows. “Of course I didn’t fucking know about her before! She’s fucking five! How could’ve I kept that a secret until now?
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Gregory House wakes up one beautiful morning to CPS behind his door. They inform him he now has a child. He calls in Wilson to help.
Because that's all he knows to do.
Bookmarked by Pts_Of_Athrty
29 Jul 2025