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    “I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
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    Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    06 Jul 2025

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    Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

    Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

     

    Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

     

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    Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

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    05 Jul 2025

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    Uncle Eddie Jason fic!

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    Jason supposes this is what he gets for delaying his confrontation with the Replacement.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Alfred’s love is pressed shirts and warm food. And his love is a gleaming knife, too.

    He would bleed for his boys. He would make others bleed for them.

    And so he does.

    (Or: the Joker must die, and Alfred Pennyworth is not a man who waits on others to do his work.)

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    20 Jun 2025

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    Alfred kills the joker!!

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    Jason Todd dies in Ethiopia on April 27.

    Six months later, he wakes up inside his coffin.

    In one timeline, that leads to further horror, for Jason and those who loved him. Some other timelines...are not quite so unfortunate.

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    Talon!Dick is beside the grave when Jason wakes up.

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    14 Jun 2025