RealUn1corn
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he had sleep apnea, and insomnia. but one day, he almost didnt wake up. this is his story.
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Fuck or Die, but imagine if you could phone a friend.
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Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jul 2025
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Peter died for the universe, and it's entirely his fault that Wanda died too, so why did they both wake up in a tube of discount Nickelodeon slime? And how is Pietro here?
Also, wtf is Gotham?
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“But you’re like, six?” Pietro questioned before he was manhandled by Wanda as she checked for injuries, “Also what was the comment about being on the run?”
“I am nine. Ish. I think. And mentally I’m fifteen.”
“Still not old enough for basically having several college degrees,” Pietro argued as his head was pulled down so Wanda could check his scalp, “and can we get back to the on the run thing? I think we’re avoiding something important here.”
“So, after you got yourself shot…” Wanda started.
“Heroically,” Pietro interrupted, dodging another smack.
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(I'm alive y'all - just having some medical issues making it hard to write. Hoping to be back with a new chapter soon!)
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12 Aug 2025
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the butts match by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Oliver raised a brow, tracing a finger down Batman's shoulder, fingering the edge of the man's cape. “You think I wouldn't recognize that ass when I see it? Come on, B, really? I know that ass. Intimately.”
OR- Oliver figures out Batman's identity because the butts match. Barry’s POV.
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- Part 25 of mik’s completed fics
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07 Aug 2025
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A collection of my outsider!POV fics centering around Bruce Wayne being kidnapped by the same group of chaotic neutral ex-military Gothamites.
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02 Aug 2025
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Where could I go? by know_where_usa
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 May 2025
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Peter shouldn’t have to beg for his freedom. He’s strong, he’s smart, but right now he feels like he could be knocked over by a light gust of wind. That device on his neck had to be the thing to shock him, and it’s remote activated? Peter is fucked.
When he speaks, his voice betrays him as his voice wavers.
“W-where am I?”
“You’re in Gotham city kid, the best city on earth for people like us,”
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When Peter lands in Gotham City, the Joker finds him first.
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is batman friends with the crazy clown lady now? by lakeoffireflies
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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"When Bruce first met Harley Quinn he didn't think much of her. She was just another strange, crazed villain born from the cruel depths of Gotham. Of course he did research her, but he didn't think she would stick around for long. The Joker would get bored of her and that would be that. It was cruel, but he was used to it.
Except the years passed and Harley was nothing if not persistent. So here he was, watching Clark hoist her up with the ashes of a brightly burning building behind them."
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5 times the Justice League does not understand Harley Quinn and Batman's relationship and 1 time they do
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19 Jul 2025