RegretsEverything
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- Political RPF (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- The Backyardigans (1)
- One Piece (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Dreaming of the Sorrento Coast by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
31 Oct 2025
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There was a saying in Gotham that “if you were blindfolded, you could easily recognize Brucie Wayne from just a kiss.” He was just that memorable of a good kisser, sure it might be an exaggeration, but now he was really going to put that saying to the test. His skills had never failed him before, so may this not be the first time.
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Or the Justice League got trapped in a magical cage and the only way to get out is for Batman to reveal his secret identity. Fortunately, Bruce Wayne has already kissed every single member of the League. Unfortunately… they’re all about to get a second, horrifyingly public, round of confirmation.
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Inspired by the iconic Batman/Green Arrow kiss identity reveal. But honestly, didn’t the rest of the League deserve a smooch, too? -
Just Two Totally Normal Males Bonding In A Totally Platonic Normal Way by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025)
16 Aug 2025
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Garrett and Steve were super stoked to finally have a friend!! (That was of their same age, gender, and species.) Buuuut there’s a tiny miniscule minute little detail that they were totally oblivious to and it was that since they had never had a same age male friendship before they were crossing the line of a normal platonic relationship in more ways than one.
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Or 5 times Garrett and Steve do stupidly romantic and domestic things in front of someone and claim they are just bros, plus 1 time where they notice their totally bromantic bromance was actually just them being emotionally married.
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A Barely Passable Wild Courtship by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 Aug 2025
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Sanji knew that Zoro was attracted to him and Zoro knew that Sanji was into him too. The only people that didn’t know that both of them were aware of their mutual attraction was their crew thinking they were just silently obliviously pining or in denial.
So are Zoro and Sanji going to label their relationship with each other in a declaration of affection as civilized people and make their crew aware of their established relationship status?
Of course not!
They are going to waltz around each other as if they were animals in the longest most difficult and confusing courtship ever. While puzzling the crew so much they would not be able to understand if they either liked or disliked each other. (It’s actually a secret third thing.)
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Or all the times Zoro and Sanji fought(?), flirted(?), or just generally acted like unhinged animals with unresolved sexual tension and 1 time they miraculously talked (well more like tried talking) as actual grown-ups.
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Where the Treehouse Waits, The Backyard Remembers by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: The Backyardigans
10 Aug 2025
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Burnt out and failing college, Pablo runs away to his childhood home, hoping to find something to take him away from reality. Instead, he reunites with Uniqua, Tasha, Tyrone, and Austin. Who seem to have their own baggage to end up in their old backyard.
Reunited again in front of their old treehouse Pablo’s wish gets granted, as their backyard is transformed into another, but very familiar, world.
Maybe he should have hoped for good grades instead.
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Or the backyardigans get transported to various magical worlds that they thought were just pigments of their 5 year old imagination and learn to reconnect as friends again.
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But she's touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, let me go… by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: うまのプリンスさま | My Horse Prince (Visual Novel)
31 Jul 2025
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She owned him in every way except the one he really wished she owned him, as a partner, a lover, her everything. So looking at Ryota and Umeko, how his hand held her waist casually; how she pecked his cheek every time he did something endearing; how she looked at him as if he had hung the moon and sky, and him giving it back five times stronger; how he fitted by her side like a puzzle piece meant to be. He would crave, ache, burn, yearn to be him. To be the one who does all that and more.
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