Ruler_of_Assassins



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    “I don’t know what I have to do, Wednesday, to get you to notice me, so I really need you to tell me,” she begins. Her chest tightens, like she’s having a stroke. “What is it that I need to do? Do you want me to go on investigations with you? Spend hours in an old bookstore or that weird place with all those dead things? Get you a bat to care for?”

    Wednesday’s eyebrows furrow, her mouth turning down into an even deeper frown.

    “I don’t think I understand,” she says.

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    Enid makes numerous attempts to show Wednesday she likes her, with no luck. She’s more than angry when the one thing that finally catches Wednesday’s attention is Yoko’s pet bat.

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    02 Jul 2025

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    Perfect. 10/10

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    Enid had seen many sides of Wednesday— she'd like to think more than anyone else outside of her family —but one thing she had never seen the girl be was high.

    For better or worse, she was about to.

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    Ajax got the local Addams high as a kite and now it's the Nightshades and Enid's problem.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    High Wednesday is the best

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    Wednesday is tormented by glimpses of parallel universes in which she is sickeningly in love with her roommate. (Which she isn't, of course.)
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    Wednesday refused to look at Enid. She wasn’t sure what would happen to her if she did — whether she was so raw and vulnerable right now, magic still thrumming through her system like a heartbeat, that she would launch into another vision, or if she would blurt something humiliating, like: “I actually like kissing you in my head, and have been doing so with increasing frequency.”

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    30 Jun 2025

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    When Wednesday needs help from the multiverse to get a girlfriend

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    Enid is a college student just trying to get to the end of the semester. Wednesday is the vampire who accosts her in a dark alley. Apparently, something is wrong with the taste of Enid’s blood, and Wednesday won't leave her alone until she sees a doctor.
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    The next thing Enid was aware of was the sound of retching. She wrinkled her nose. The shadowy figure was bent at the waist a few feet away, both hands clutching its stomach.

    “Um,” she said. “I literally can’t believe I’m asking this, but are you okay?”

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Perfect blend of humor mixed in.
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    After Loki’s defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space.

    Wait. What?

    On the other side of the universe, Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Hilarious