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    Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Dec 2023

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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    21 Jun 2025

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    eleven stars by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    01 Jun 2022

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    If the squirrel no longer fears Yan, then he must find something that she does fear, and that is this. And this needs to be implemented in the garden immediately, if Yan hopes to protect any more tomatoes.

    “My apprentice,” Sidious says, “I have noted that you have been absent from your post lately.”

    “Taken ill, I have been, my master,” Yan says smoothly, as though he is not one such person who waltzes around town wielding a great, horned, plastoid bird.

    Sidious blinks in a fashion that resembles the very same creature in Yan’s hands. Yan blinks back innocently.

    “May we walk?” Sidious asks.

    “We may indeed,” Yan says.

    (Dooku joined the darkside because he thought it would take him away from a life tied up in red tape and, finding that what was awaiting for him on the other side of the Force was just more goddamn red tape, he moves out to the country to an old cottage and demands that his grandkids come help him set up a pig pen.)

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    25 Nov 2024

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    Children Will Look To You/ For Which Way To Turn/ To Learn What To Be by

    Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

    13 May 2018

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    07 Feb 2024

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    Knives & Spices by , , , , , , , , , ,

    Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic Commando Series - Karen Traviss, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    21 Jul 2023

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    A Cajun chef and a cargo hold of other humans are captured by Aliens. Zygerrian slavers. Turns out that Star Wars is real, George Lucas had visions, and it's the middle of the Clone Wars.

    Of course, the visions scrambled the order of things, people look nothing like the actors cast for them, and humans do not domesticate well. Still, how much trouble can a few humans cause?

    All of it. All the trouble.

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    31 Jan 2024

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    into the desert by ,

    Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types

    01 Apr 2021

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    A very expansive "Anakin doesn't go to the Dark Side" AU that will, hopefully, extend into the sequels.

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    28 Dec 2023