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    Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.

    Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.

    It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.

    Finally, something interesting to deal with.

    Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.

    Because there’s always a goddamn cult.

    (Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?"

    "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism."

    The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort.

    Jessica laughed nervously. "You’re joking, right?"

    I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No."

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    16 Jul 2025

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    A huge explosion rattled the base, emanating from the workshop. Phoenix, on the way there, started worriedly walking a little faster, seeing smoke pour out from below the door. Entering the debris-strewn workshop, soft whimpers echoed from behind a toppled-over workbench.

    "Sage?" Phoenix muttered into his earpiece. "I uh... need you in the workshop. Now. Please."

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    Cypher gets reverted back to his five-year-old self.

    (HEAVILY inspired by Morphersnivy's fic - Yesterday Once More)
    (on my life please read it. that fic is absolute PEAK)

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    14 May 2025

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    14 May 2025