18 Bookmarks by Slipperybeaver135
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can't live long on starvation rations by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Jul 2021
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The temperature goes up, the air conditioner goes out, and Nandor is reminded what it's like to be driven near mad with lust.
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31 Jul 2025
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The Graveyard Shift (or, Three Nights at Panera Bread) by LadyKeane
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Jan 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz is dreaming small in his position working evenings at Panera Bread... until a tall, dark, handsome stranger wanders in from the night. And he's a total weirdo.
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- Part 1 of Holu
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04 Jun 2025
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Nandor is thousands of years old and Guillermo is a perfectly ordinary witch.
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08 Mar 2025
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Nandor had given Guillermo all of one day to rest before beginning to drag him to meetings with royal tailors and cooks and florists and the like. It was one of the many indignities of Guillermo’s new life, being forced to endure this sham of wedding preparations as though he were a willing party - as though his opinions on his own wedding would ever be taken into account.
If anyone bothered to ask, Guillermo’s main opinion on this wedding was that he didn’t want it at all. Still, it stung to be so ignored.
Well, not quite ignored. He was very much a part of the planning - but only as something between a pet and a doll, to be prettied up and fitted for lavish outfits and tormented for Nandor’s amusement.
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27 Feb 2025
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He’s wearing a white polo shirt that hugs his soft, round torso and his surprisingly solid biceps and a pair of dark blue shorts that show off muscular calves. His skin is warmly brown, smooth and perfect. Fuck Laszlo, anyway, Nandor says silently. He knew exactly what he was doing to send this boy here.
“Laszlo Cravensworth asked me to come by. D-Did I get the day wrong?” A gentle wind stirs his dark, glossy curls at his temples and finally, Nandor stirs, too, sitting up and back against the cushions.
Nandor smiles at him. “You didn’t get the wrong day. I’m afraid I didn’t get much sleep last night.”
At once, the boy looks distressed. “I’m sorry. Should we do this another day?”
“No, no. Please. Have a seat.” Nandor clicks the TV off and half turns toward him. “Your name is?”
“Guillermo. Guillermo de la Cruz.” He offers Nandor his hand and Nandor takes it. Guillermo’s handshake is firm and confident and a little zip of electricity goes up Nandor’s arm.
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30 Jan 2025
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“So you think I should marry someone I already know.”
“I mean, ideally.”
“You think I should marry you!”
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Nandor's plan works--confirm Guillermo's love for him by making Guillermo jealous, then marry Guillermo.Guillermo has lost control of the situation and isn't really sure how to get his life back on course. And also isn't really sure if he wants to.
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10 Jan 2025
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Can’t Touch This (no, seriously, don’t do it) by luckshiptoshore
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz bakes pies. Oh, and he can make dead things undead with one touch, and then kill them for good with another. Which is (mostly) fine, until he realises he really wants to touch someone who’s already undead …
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28 Dec 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz has a rare, but dangerous, reaction to draining his first human. Nandor the Relentless is known to sacrifice his own body for the play. Laszlo Cravensworth and Nadja of Antipaxos are nothing if not opportunists. Colin Robinson is doing No Nut November.
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27 Dec 2024
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An Introduction to Vampiric Heats: Pregnancy and Dhampirs by Magnolia_Blossom
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Oct 2024
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The most amazing scent filled her nose, and she groaned as the next breath she drew threw her into another orgasm. Sweat dripped down her brow.
“Master, I’m back from the craft store!” a voice yelled.
She leaped out of the room, wetness dripping down her legs, without a backwards glance towards her companion.
(Nadja is unknowingly in heat and Guillermo could not have chosen a worse time to return from his errands)
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- Part 2 of wwdits: porn edition
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09 Dec 2024
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Nandor flips his sword in his hand and presses the tip to Guillermo’s chin.
Guillermo's breath catches in his throat. Is he going to die here? In a world where he doesn’t belong, in an army who he doesn’t serve, at the hands of a man he doesn’t know?
Nandor lowers his sword, barely grazing the stubble of Guillermo’s neck. He says, “Good fight.”
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In which Nandor never becomes a vampire, and Guillermo gets sent back to 13th century Al-Quolnidar to find his destiny.
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08 Dec 2024
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Nandor uses one of his gifted wishes to turn human and shows up at Guillermo’s new flat with an interesting proposition. Meanwhile, Guillermo is living his best gay vampire life, only to have Nandor barge back in and practically beg to be fucked.
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08 Dec 2024
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But she just couldn’t understand how someone could stand before the statue of Nandor the Relentless in the great hall, bare except for a sword and helmet and a cloth carved across her lap, and go back to their quiet lives.
Guillermo has devoted herself to her goddess.
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05 Dec 2024
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mama's nylons underneath my cowgirl jeans by ghostoftonantzin
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“I noticed something else. He’s calling me his husband, but… he’s referring to himself as… not a husband, but a wife. I don’t know if that means anything, if it’s a mistranslation from Al Quolanudarese or what, but…” He trailed off.
When Nandor gets brain scrambled while running a trial for the Vampiric Council, he jumps to some conclusions about the relationship between himself and Guillermo.
Guillermo enjoys it and feels bad about it, because nothing is that simple for him.
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05 Dec 2024
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Whatever You Wish For You Keep by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Oct 2023
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Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.
Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?
Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?
CINDERELLA AU!
(NOTE: On hiatus but is only missing the epilogue! I plan to return eventually)
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03 Dec 2024
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'...Now, Guillermo has his human so well trained that his praise is reward enough. Nandor craves it like a drug. He begs for it, degrades himself for it. And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention. For his love.
Love. He’s fully aware of Nandor’s little human feelings for him. He’s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep. Master, master! I love you I love you I love you. How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo. How inevitable.'
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Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.
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- Part 3 of Guillermo the Heartless
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03 Dec 2024
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The Honeymoon Suite by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Aug 2022
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Betty and Betsy run The Bee and Bee, a bed and breakfast catering to supernatural couples of all kinds. Their latest arrivals have rented out the honeymoon suite, but aren't a couple--so they say. They're just researching potential locations to ensure that the real honeymoon is absolutely perfect. And the best way to do that is to try them out in person.
The ladies are more than happy to help, signing Nandor and Guillermo up for the most romantic and exciting couples activities they have to offer. And if at any point they see an opportunity to perhaps nudge their guests in a new direction, well.
The Bee & Bee prides itself on providing top-notch service, whether the clientele ask for it or not.
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25 Sep 2024
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Ranch N’ Rider Weekly: Special Edition by yougoadedme for beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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After a year spent in London, Guillermo returns to help Nadja run the family ranch. Laszlo tries to raise Baby Colin up right, and right some wrongs while he's at it. Nandor gets really into a horse enthusiast magazine.
Welcome to Wildflower Creek: Horse Boarding & Rehabilitation! We wish we could say business is booming.
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- 6/6
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04 Aug 2024
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the lion's devotion (the lamb's downfall) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2021
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Guillermo pauses, eyes wide. He tries to say something. He can’t.
“I killed a man because he made me angry. I have done this— many times.”
“That’s— that’s a mortal sin, you—“
“I do not wish to be absolved. I want to know why. Why do I feel this… this ache where my soul should be?”
Guillermo’s breath shakes as he exhales. The grate is thin, so thin that a determined man could crash through it and wrap hands around his neck, force the life out of him. “You feel guilt.”
“Why now? Why at all? Why— fuck-ing hell.” The last bit comes out as a pained gasp, and Guillermo can see the man’s head duck, his shoulders hunch. “Can we do this outside? It hurts in here.”
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19 Jun 2024