SplickedyHat
Fandoms
- Motorcity (Cartoon) (3)
- Eyeshield 21 (1)
- Homestuck (1)
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all my demons trapped behind a dam by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Eyeshield 21
24 Jul 2024
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“What,” says Unsui, and is keenly, painfully aware that whatever stoic expression his face might have locked itself into in his shock, his cheeks are damningly warm. One part of his mind demands, do something, his plan is working, you’re losing! The other part says, your first kiss was a cackling bastard of a man, because he thought it would make you more likely to lose to him at football.
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Kongo Unsui gets kissed by a man. He's proud to say his performance as a quarterback doesn't suffer at all, in the...extensive aftermath.
Hiruma Youichi makes a move, and then does what he does best, which is scramble like a motherfucker and improvise an offense from scratch.
Anezaki Mamori analyzes the situation, and politely intervenes.
Kongo Agon has a goddamn crisis. -
Cultural Exchange by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Oct 2022
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"Okay," you say, and Gamzee swallows hard enough the fake, vestigial little flaps on the sides of his throat give a useless empty glub. "Paint me."
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Karkat knows just exactly the measure of how you like it, the fearful flayed tenderness of his starshine paleness on your bared and naked face, and he makes full and sinful use of that knowing. -
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“Override 0, stand by for orders.”
“What?” Mike was about to pull his staff--he stops instead, confused, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Behind him, Chuck goes perfectly still, frozen in mid-step, and then slowly eases back to a stand-still, waiting. “What the heck are you talking about?”
“Acknowledged,” Chuck says, quiet and flat and empty. “Standing by.” -
Welcome To The Kane Co. Family by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Motorcity
23 Jun 2018
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There's a new CEO in Kane Co. tower, and the years-long war on Motorcity has ground to an uneasy halt. In her father's absence, Julie Kane works to hold her new position in the power vacuum he left behind. Far below, her boys have their own problems: a fast-growing new threat from an old enemy, and a mysterious epidemic creeping through the streets of Motorcity.
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- Part 2 of Officer Present//Director Absent
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Mike Chilton only came back to Motorcity a week ago, there to pick up the pieces left behind by the Genesis Pod, the echoes of a rallying cry still hanging in the air--"For Mike and Motorcity!" But now he's gone again, and without him the Burners' new challenges seem increasingly insurmountable; a new enemy--a second Red in Kane Co. colors, a war brewing between the Motorcity gangs, and one Burner secretly bearing unimaginable pressure from both sides of a double life. Something has to give.
Series
- Part 1 of Officer Present//Director Absent
Recent series
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Officer Present//Director Absent by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandom: Motorcity
23 Jun 2018
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Aliens Sure Are Weird by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandom: Homestuck
13 Mar 2025
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A series of speculative fics in a universe where Feferi took over the empire and stopped invading civilizations just before the invasion of Earth, leaving humans and trolls to awkwardly figure each other out. Man, trolls (and humans) sure are weird.
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Saint of Never Getting it Right by ElliotTofu (thelairoevie)
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Jan 2024
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Six months ago, Chilchuck's wife left him to an empty house, without so much as a note.
Aimlessly drifting from one job to the next, he takes a mission into a deep part of the dungeon- and gets a better offer.Bookmarked by SplickedyHat
30 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Dungeon Lord!Chilchuck time!! Fuckin big brain concept A++
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Prompto is gravely injured after an encounter with Magitek. Triage does not go smoothly. Neither does anything else.
Bookmarked by SplickedyHat
07 May 2017
Bookmarker's Notes
fuckin phenomenal fanfiction debut, definitely wanna see it through to the end. <3
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"Good news, Commander," Mister Kane says, and Mike's at total ease now. "You're one of the first in your year batch to get their spouse match!"
Mike is not at total ease now.
"Uh," is all he can manage to say, wide eyed and wide mouthed. "What?"
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Human beings are irrational when it comes to love and emotions in general. Of course they can't be trusted to make such important decisions as who they marry, just see how well that's gone in the past! Luckily, KaneCo's always happy to help.
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A Place For Pineapples by bigdamnher0
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jun 2016
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“It’s called a buddy system, buddy,” Kirishima reminded, his arm sliding back around Bakugou’s shoulders and staying, like it belonged there. He patted Bakugou's arm, both as consolation and encouragement. “You gotta embrace it.”
“God fucking dammit,” Bakugou wrung out, but there was his arm, thrown haphazardly over Kirishima’s back, its weight a small miracle. Kirishima’s grin was wide and just a little bit manic. “Are we doing this or what?”
Bookmarked by SplickedyHat
25 Jul 2016
Bookmarker's Notes
Best damn writing I've seen from the fandom yet. Quality characterization + fun, snappy humor + great hurt/comfort.
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i fucking LOVE YOU, i think you're pretty by Authoress
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 May 2016
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Uraraka makes Bakugou a bento. It goes surprisingly well.