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what if we all killed each other and the world exploded by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2024
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“Techno,” Phil says, “There are sixteen ships worth of people here. At least half of them are government shitheads that would love to cause a scene and get us arrested.”
“You know, I really hadn’t noticed,” Techno says, and there’s something tense in the way he’s holding himself, “But now that you brought it up, maybe we should just avoid the drama. Have we considered askin’ them politely? Or going home? I feel like we should maybe just go home. I’m feeling kind of…sick.” Techno badly fakes a cough.
“Oh, that’s really bad,” Ranboo says, not bothering to look the least bit concerned, “Phil, I think he’s going to die and the only cure is leaving.”
“The only cure is leaving this council meeting right this instant,” Techno says dramatically “Oh, god, I think it’s infectious. Phil, look at Ranboo. He’s so pale half of his face is white.”
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Or: Phil learns that humans were...scary space dogs?
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- Part 1 of mcyt
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carry a torch by StorytellerSecrets for jijal
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jun 2024
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Things never stop hurting, and they never stop being hard. It's—easier, maybe, when they struggle in tandem. They can hold each other up.
“Cass,” comes Nemik’s voice eventually, slowly drifting down the hall. Then, a little louder, “Cassian.”
Relief is the hitch in Nemik’s voice when Cassian goes over. Relief for Cassian, mostly. It’s not a victory for Nemik today. There is no quiet celebration.
For many things, there may never be.
But Nemik tries, and he lives. They both live.
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on the wings of strong winds by StorytellerSecrets for juliana677
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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It's probably a bit fucked up to admit, but Phil's marrying the Emperor because he's funny.
They'd send some experienced politician to marry the man in a more sensible world. But, yeah, Phil is kind of jeopardizing his entire nation’s stability because he doesn't want to marry a complete and total stranger. Oops?
Yeah, oops. Mostly “fuck em” but a little bit oops. When everything goes to shit because of him he'll probably feel a little bit sorry.
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Or: How To Marry Your Enemy War Buddy Years After The War: The Guide
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- Part 2 of mcyt
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in the ash where the cedar trees grow by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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They die. And then?
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Charlie talks like he hasn’t heard him. “I’ve been doing well, I think. You left me plenty of instructions. ‘Rule #1: Don’t goop in the machines. Rule #2: Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.’ That’s a lot of hiding, Quackity from Las Nevadas. What are we hiding from?”
We’re not hiding, Quackity wants to say, but while he’s a liar and a cheat and an idiot he isn’t usually dumb enough to call out the rabid wolf in the room. They’re hiding. He doesn’t know what they’re hiding from. The memories have settled somewhere vacant and out of reach, but he knows they’re hiding.
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(Or: DSMP finale catharsis)
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Tommy gets turned into a baby, and Ranboo has to take him to work. It goes...not terribly?
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- Part 8 of mcyt
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Quackity-Centric Late Whumptober Fics Posted On January 8th Of Any Given Year by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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If I had a nickel for every time I posted a late Whumptober Quackity-centric fic on January 8th I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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screaming. crying. shaking. trying desperately to get these to more than two chapters by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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changing the series title as applicable.
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100 Words 5 Minutes by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom: Original Work, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Feb 2021
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Chat Fics That Literally No One Asked For by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom: D.Gray-man, Haikyuu!!, Strange the Dreamer Series - Laini Taylor, Voltron: Legendary Defender, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2020
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i regret nothing
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Spite by Polyhexian
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Jun 2015
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My body is my enemy.
A terrorist holding a dead man's switch.Series
- Part 4 of Okay but what if they were ace tho
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26 Jun 2025
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Too Buff To Buff by enthusiasticinformedfragging
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
26 Aug 2015
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A bit of kindness goes a long way. Anger may be insulating, but it's hard to stay angry when someone finally makes the effort to do something genuinely nice for you.
In which Rung decides Whirl has earned a polish and has no idea that it could trigger anything more than a few jabs at his handiwork.
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24 Jun 2025
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You Must Bear Your Neighbor's Burden Within Reason by blueleafsky
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Jun 2025
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All his life, Obi-Wan Kenobi had only wanted to be useful, but everyone kept pushing him away. The Order, the AgriCorps, even the slavers who kidnapped him didn't really want him.
He had nowhere to go after escaping except back to the Order, and even then he wasn't wanted, but he stayed anyway, an invisible and lonely ghost in the deserted parts of the Temple.
Then one day he met a lonely child who had been a slave, and a lonely teenager-adult who was technically still a slave, and he felt that, maybe, he had something to live for.
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- Part 1 of Don't Carry It All, Don't Carry It All
- Language:
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- 100,451
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- 37/?
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
14 Jun 2025
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“I won’t sign off on any procedures designed to cause harm to Decepticons,” Ratchet snaps. He indicates the charming little diagram projected from the table, showing a Decepticon with his primary weapons systems physically removed from his frame. “The last I checked, torturing prisoners is against the Autobot Code.”
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- Part 15 of transformers fics
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
12 Jun 2025
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“Wait, Soundwave’s alive?” Knock Out jumps up, knocking an exam table to the side with a clang. “You can’t let him out! He’ll kill us all! And most importantly, he will definitely kill me for being a traitor,” he hisses.
“We won’t let him kill you,” Ratchet promises, with perhaps an unwarranted level of confidence.
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- Part 13 of transformers fics
Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
12 Jun 2025