Teeth_Hoarder
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- Dream SMP (43)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (19)
- Origins SMP (7)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
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With no memory of what has happened to him or how he got here, Ranboo ends up in space, and slips onto the ship of a particular aepid outcast. Together, they uncover the secrets of Ranboo's past and find refuge in each other, all while avoiding alien law enforcement and causing trouble along the way.
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I still suck at summaries per the norm. Ranboo's a human in space and meets weirdo alien Tubbo
Series
- Part 10 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 43 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Tommy blinked, slowly raising his gaze to the man in front of him.
…“WITCH!” He shrieked, pointing his finger accusingly. “Fuckin’– You damn heathen! Or something. I don’t actually know what heathen means. But I’m sure you are one!” He shouted, inhaling deeply for another string of curses before a hand was clamped over his mouth.
The man, witch?, glared at him. “Hush. I’ve healed you. Now you’re fine. Go away. I don’t want to see you again.” He stated, getting to his feet.
Tommy didn’t move, and the man frowned. “Go on now, or I’ll have the wolves eat you,”
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Or wolfwalkers fic with Tommy as the protagonist
Series
- Part 42 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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The Syndicate gets called out as pest control (can you believe it?) and Phil decides to take the job, only to find that the pest is a human, and things only get more complicated from there.
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I still suck at summaries even after all this time and Wilbur soot is a human dad to two alien bebes
Series
- Part 9 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 41 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Lost Poppies by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Nov 2024
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When Tallulah gets lost in the Dream SMP without anyone she knows around to help, she latches onto the first person she happens to recognize. And it just so happens that this person looks a lot like her dad who's been missing for months.
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Tallulah gets dropped on C!Wilbur's hypothetical doorstep and he's forced to become a father again and try to better himself for her sake.
Series
- Part 40 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Damage to thrusters. Damage to thrusters. Please land immediately.
“Yeah no shit,” Dream hissed, kicking the ship into forced autopilot while he slipped on his suit. “I’ll fix it, just shut the fuck up!” He shouted at the screen, trying to swipe the alert away. It didn’t work, of course. The crappy A.I voice only spoke again.
Damage to thrusters. Damage to landing gear. Please land immediately.
“No,” The man replied plainly, glaring at the screen while he slipped on the boots.
Would you like to signal for assistance?
“No,” Dream answered, keeping his voice steady so he couldn’t be misheard. That was the last thing he wanted right now. “Do not call for assistance. I can fix this,”
Crash imminent, please land immediately.
Dream groaned in annoyance.
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I'm back with another space fic. This time, with Rivals Duo, and plot for flavour
Series
- Part 8 of Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics
- Part 39 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
30 Oct 2025
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Just all my fics put together in a series
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Teeth_Hoarder's Space Fics by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
30 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 283,195
- Works:
- 10
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- 18
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Peace is to War as Life is to Death by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Mar 2024
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 526,969
- Chapters:
- 188/188
- Comments:
- 45,196
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Bookmarked by Teeth_Hoarder
27 Oct 2025
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Let me tell you a dream that happened not so long ago, a dream in a deathless land where men could be free, a dream that broke with the last notes of a child's requiem, a dream of an unbroken home. This is the story of the people I knew in that supposedly deathless land, the people who cried for freedom, for justice, for love, for salvation, the people who cried it was never meant to be.
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Welcome to the epic novelization of the Dream SMP, written by the Mad Sisters: Unicadia and VAERYS. *COMPLETE*
God bless,
The Mad Sisters- Words:
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