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The Barista who kidnapped me! (by accident) by By_Speaker
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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Normally in all mafia stories, the mafioso is the one who kidnaps the barista, but this is no ordinary mafia story.
This is the story of Missa, a tired nursing student and barista, who ( by accident) kidnaps Philza, the leader of the mafia.💜Soul mate AU
💚PissaSeries
- Part 7 of Speaker's DeathDuo / Phissa works
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*Looks away* Pog?
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- Part 6 of Dsmp fics
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REWRITE/CONTINUTION OF MY WORK OF NIGHT'S AND DAY'S WITH YOU
"Now it's time to play the socialist. and protect my little chick from a problem and confusion. it's evasive and misses no solution. "
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what happens when a duck somehow, loses his memory of a certain someone? it's not like the other would simply care, or would they?
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- Part 1 of Quacknoblade (Quackityxtechnoblade)
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Death's Disciples by candz13
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, QSMP | Quackity SMP
15 Jun 2025
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Its all void. An emptiness that makes you feel too much when you look at it for too long. Its quiet now. He wonders if this is what quiet is like. Then, he feels his bones cracking. He wanted to scream but he couldn't. He wanted to writhe in the void and scream his lungs out, but he couldn’t. He wanted to tense up his body and grab onto something, someone, yet still he remain stagnant.
He feels bones being shoved and mended back together. He can practically feel the void with his own fingers as his nerves are reconstructed. He could feel all of it, each agonizing stich of skin and each piece of his brain being put back together like a puzzle. As regains his hearing, he realizes there are whispers, angry whispers. Its a woman, they seemed panicked. He knows that they are not one of his voices, weirdly enough.
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Techno cant die, ladydeath and her disciples can't find out why. Wonder if the voices have anything to do with it. oh yea, lots of death symbolism and royalty au + fighting ring au. all the while tommy has no idea what the fuck is going on, and Wilbur is still figuring that out too. Phils bird instincts go fucking crazy
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“Great day to be the Angel of Death, eh?” Phil murmurs.
Techno huffs, short and sharp. “I think there’s another name they ought to be afraid of. I think,” he says, shoulders straight and head up and settled comfortably into his own body, “it’s time they learn just how much they should fear the Blood God.”Series
- Part 6 of carry the world
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Technoblade is Assigned Babysitting Duty Once Again by AlexMP
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Dream SMP
10 Jun 2025
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Many debate what happens after we pass. Technoblade wouldn't be able to tell you though, since the universe has decided to turn him into a cliche isekai anime protagonist.
Technoblade didn't want to live a new life, having few regrets in his first, knowing his content had brought joy to many around the world, and entrusting his loved ones to continue selling out his brand. Though, you can't really deny the call of the sea. Besides, he had a promise to keep.
He'd forsake the new name he'd been gifted, and donned one he vowed to uphold in the next hundred lives.
Technoblade never dies.Under threat of no more sweets, the next chapter has been published.
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- Part 1 of YouTubers + Anime = Tomfoolery
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You go to bed for a few minutes and everything corrupts in chaos by Lost_inthe_ocean_ofmy_own
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Jun 2025
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Dream just wanted to go back to sleep, but no of course it wouldn't be that easy.
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Dream is tired and was asleep for a while ,while on the server somebody else took his place, the server forces Dream to wake up so he can fix it -
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The chant screams, like the tolling of a bell, a hundred singing chanters whose names have long been claimed by history. But before they were stolen by history, someone much greater had laid claim to them. Someone who stands in front of Phil now, towering over him. A cloak sways behind him, both tattered and untouched. Something crusted and brown stains the white fur as it trails along the ground. Maybe mud, maybe something more. It flakes off the soles of his boots with every step, yet each step dirties it anew.
The Blood God’s eyes gleam with the light of the harvest moon and his smile is vicious.
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Phil is a historian, called to a museum to help study the Axe of Peace, an old relic from the era of the War. Other reclaimed artifacts tell stories of how a god was bound in the axe to cement a treaty between the two kingdoms fighting the war.
But gods aren't real.
Right?
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BOOK 2 of And They Were Immortals! (You can read it standalone but I wouldn't reccomend it if you want the lore)
Gods AU where the DSMP members are gods, old and new, and you walk the earth as a mortal after a series of battles and betrayals. Lost in the mortal realm without recollection of your godhood, will you be able to reclaim your power before Wilbur can carry out his plans to remake the world? Yep, it's the sequel baby! Still minimal to no editing, still completely improvised. This is the last book in the series, two book series, READ IT! (if you want to I mean what am I a cop?)
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- Part 2 of Blood of the Gods
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Techno knows that when they near a town, he’s going to be put into the bigger cage and displayed for people to point and gawk at, expected to sit very still and be very quiet and not do anything, no matter what they do to him.
He knows that in the times between towns, when the cages fill with other hybrids, he has to keep still and quiet. He has to behave, because sometimes, they don’t hurt him as badly if he’s good.
Sometimes he wonders if they would sell him, if he was bad enough. But then they beat him, or whip him until blood runs down his back, and he remembers what he has to do.
He has to be silent. He has to sit still in his cage and never be hungry or thirsty, never make a sound.Series
- Part 5 of carry the world
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and so we join our hands in prayer for a god that will never hear us by coyote_teeth_bite
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 May 2025
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Techno is going to die. He’s going to die with the crowd’s cheering in his ears and a Piglin’s sneer in his face and it’s not fair. There’s nothing valiant about dying hungry and exhausted. There’s no honor in being murdered curled up in a corner for the crime of being too good of an opponent.
This Piglin seems especially happy to indulge in his kill. He might even understand that the crowd is cheering for him, hefting his axe as he stands over Techno’s curled form. His shadow blocks out the sun such that he’s nothing more than a bulky silhouette, a dark form that will deny Techno the ability to even look his killer in the eyes when he dies.
There’s a brief moment of hesitation, when the Piglin’s axe is at its highest point. Its head tilts up, looking almost curious, and then-
Or: Technoblade is kidnapped and forced to fight in a ring that is committed to making him lose (and beating him up on the way). Just when he thinks he's finally lost, Phil swoops in to repay an old debt.
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There are certain things you just shouldn’t mess with. Unfortunately for everyone, no one in L’manberg seems to have gotten that memo.
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- Part 2 of sleeping gods
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a story of Phil living his not so Mortal life. He survives through countless battles and is now some history professor who happens to meet some pretty cool people. He learns that maybe his not so normal life can be helped by some random kids he meets.
It's exactly how it sounds so enjoy
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Tommy, This is Not How You Get Help by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 May 2025
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A couple thousand or so years ago, the Angel disappeared to sleep. Whether the sleep be cursed or natural no one knew. When he left, other gods went silent, no longer responding to prayers, and providing no favor or wrath would they normally would. The world would fall into disarray without them to help keep things in check. But to wake the Angel without good reason would be your demise, as many learned.
Tommy, however, did not know or care about these legends. He just wanted to save his friends man.
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Or One god becomes attached to this sad mortal child and drags his sons into helping him
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Or, or this is what I've been writing instead of my other stories
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this way, you wont waste my time (consider this as my goodbye) by Asterea_Medea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
25 May 2025
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Theseus falls out of grace from The Blood God.
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Tommyinnit is a stubborn student and faces the consequences of his actions.
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Tommyinnit is a starry eyed general, always reaching for the skies. His wit and charm uncomparable to no other. He attracts the attention of a certain wandering god, who sees an old friend in Tommy, and offers to be his mentor.
But ultimately, his wit led him to the demise of the gods friendship with him.
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- Part 1 of bits and bobs (oneshots)
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- English
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- 2,051
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
- 100
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The lost Crow by Luca_Gr3en
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Dream SMP, Origins SMP
25 May 2025
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crossover between the dreamsmp, mainly sbi with DC. this is minus wilbur because he can go fuck himself
Phil Watson travels to Gotham City from Britain after getting a good job offer and he has had to drag his two kids along - a piglin hybrid named Technoblade and a troublesome fledgling Tommy. Tommy had only recently gotten his wings due to being 16 and it has been a pain trying to keep him safe whilst his feathers grown in. Technoblade had been protective of his father and brother from learning about the crime rate in Gotham and he wants to make sure they are safe
Damien is on patrol before he finds a large black crow feather
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“Dream, marry me.”
Dream turned to look at him, the expression on his mask as blank as always, but his voice carried surprise, “Techn–”
“If you ruled the Arctic with me, Manberg wouldn’t dare attack us for any trivial reason.”
“Wha – No!”
“Please Dream, everyone loves you. And you know how much they hate me for absolutely no reason, but if you’d be ruling the Arctic with me, they’d leave us alone,“ Techno plead, “And! And you’d get your dad from breathing down your neck all the time.”
“I don’t think he’s going to like me ruling an anarchist country with a piglin.”
“Oh you know he doesn't give a shit about you. He just wants to profit off you by marrying you to some rich noble. However, if you're already off the market, he can’t do anything now can he, not after we’ve vowed to the Gods to combine our souls in holy matrimony.”
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Techno asks Dream to marry him, for purely political reasons of course.
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Re:Blade - The blood god starting from zero in another world by Indefinitely_Procrastinating_Author
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 May 2025
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The last thing Technoblade remembered, life was great — or at least, for him. he had just been teleported stasis out of prison by Philza and was about to relax for a bit...
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Now, somehow, Technoblade’s reincarnated into a world from some anime that the chat (voices/previous blood gods yadda yadda) wouldn’t shut up about. Something starting with Re-? Zero? Eh, whatever.
At first, it seemed like a dream. Modern world. Loving parents. A quiet, easy life. For the first time, Technoblade could finally retire, kick back, and live out his fantasy of doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, life had other plans.
One freak twist later, he wakes up in a medieval fantasy land called Lugunica — and the Blood God quickly realises why some of the chatters freaked out at the start.
Now trapped in this newer new world, Technoblade has no idea how he got here, how to get out, or what insane deity thought this was a good idea.
Though... while he's at it, he might as well take down the corrupt government in the process.
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Of Waypoints And Rebirth by Nukes_bombx
Fandoms: 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime - Fuse, Dream SMP
19 May 2025
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After Rimuru devours Geld, Technoblade is reincarnated into Rimuru's world.
Rimuru finishes his business, and returns to the village. In his slime form, gets used as a waypoint to spawn the child form of Technoblade.Series
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The Broken and the Damned by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
17 May 2025
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Technoblade had fought in a hundred wars, slaughted monsters and innocents alike. He travelled across every nation and could withstand the sun from his 2 millenia on mother Gaia's earth.
He was a powerful vampire with few scruples in killing, found great enjoyment from it actually. He was a man for hire.
But not for managing a child.
What was he supposed to do with a child?
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Or: Vampire dad Technoblade 1610's roadtrip fic, featuring tiny Lullah from the QSMP
Adoption will be happening whether he likes it or not >:3
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- Part 1 of A Vampire's Ode to Parenthood