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    The adventures of Teldryn Sero and his happy-go-lucky Dragonborn idiot.

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    The adventures of a young mer as he figures out what it means to be the fulfillment of a prophecy.

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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Nix Gottlieb has been working for the RCM for thirty-nine years - since its very inception - and never has he seen a bigger bunch of idiots than the current cohort.
    You have the twin fools McLaine and Torson, who are constantly in for the stupidest things, a real revolving door. Gottlieb suspects they like the company. Then, you have McCoy, who has never met a fight he wouldn’t pick. There is Minot, who tends to hide things until it’s nearly too late. There is Kitsuragi, who is the stubbornest man Gottlieb has ever met, and there is Vicquemare, who, when he is not actively trying to die, is not working very hard to prevent it. The consultant, Heidelstam, who is worth too much for how often they let him go out on calls and get stabbed. Even the horses which Gottlieb takes care of are exceptionally stupid this year.
    And then, Gottlieb sighs, you have Du Bois.
    Well, at least there is never a dull moment.

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    “Kim,” you say, and he blinks at you in the middle of putting out his hand. “There’s something fucked up going on.”

    “You must be from the 41st. I’m Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi—though you seem to know that already.” He seems tense, for some reason—and his hand is still out. “I’m afraid I wasn’t told who you are.”

    “It’s me, Harry! Kim, don’t you remember me? Fuck, there’s something really wrong happening.”

    “If you’re referring to the dead body that has been hanging from a tree for seven days—then yes, I agree. It is pretty wrong.” Kim is looking at you with his mouth slightly pursed. There’s no recognition in his eyes—he looks at you like you’re a stranger.

    “This can’t be happening." Kim clears his throat.

    “You are clearly going through… something. But I would appreciate it if we could focus on the case for the moment.”

    “Oh my god,” you say. “We did it already, Kim, but for some reason I’m the only one who remembers! This is some—some cosmic joke from the universe, I’ll tell you that.”

    “Okay,” Kim says, slowly. “I’m going to give you a moment while I talk to the manager. You’re going to sit down and sort out whatever it is you’re doing. And then we’re going to take down that corpse.”

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    Another waitress places the gaudiest long island iced tea Jean ever did see in front of Harry. It’s a shade of blue so unnatural, it makes Jean wince.

    “What the fuck? When did you even order that? And also why?” 

    Harry shrugs.

    “I think the bartenders have a bet going, honestly, I haven’t really ordered anything in weeks, the drinks just show up. Though they are usually more traditional, but hey, I swing both ways.” Harry says suggestively, dipping his head forward seductively and immediately poking himself in the eye with the bright purple plastic straw. “ Ow!”

    “Aren’t cops supposed to have good to great motor skills?” Jean mocks. 

    “You don’t get the cop, you get me.” 

    “There’s a big difference?”

    “Massive.” Harry lies, not breaking eye contact, trying to blindly use his tongue to get his straw back into his mouth. 

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    The JeanHarry AU of all time

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    It takes Robert one evening to fall for the New Guy, and the better part of two years to figure out... everything else.

    (For people who find themselves tempted by this fic, but aren't familiar with the game -- might I offer you a ddads primer that will give you all the background you need for it.)

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    It’s been three months, specifically, since Robert asked me to be just a friend, and I wholeheartedly agreed to be whatever he needed.

    He’s working on himself. Drinking less, smoking less, being angry less, and sometimes he calls me with too much emotion in his throat, tongue slurred and eyes red rimmed and god, I just want to take it all away.

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