ThatOneSpaceCabbage
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The candy I had as a midnight snack helped me graduate from virginity?! by ThatOneSpaceCabbage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Apr 2025
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Xiao wakes up with a jolt, and the first thing he notices is the heat in his groin. Aching, burning with liquid fire, yes, but also covered. Trapped inside layers and layers of fabric.
Aether can’t have me like this, he thinks to himself.-
Xiao eats aphrodisiac candies and fantasy-Aether fulfills his darkest desires, while real-Aether fumbles through accepting his proposition.
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Extra: Adepti-style beauty sleeps and the benefits thereof by ThatOneSpaceCabbage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Feb 2025
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Aether and Lumine have a casual lunch in Wanmin Restaurant while discussing about Xiao's... concerning, sleeping habits.
But not concerning in the way you might think.
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- Part 2 of Beyond the Sea of Flowers
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I became friends with the man who took away all my powers?! by ThatOneSpaceCabbage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2024
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“You want me to do… What?”
Xiao’s expression was as if he had seen a ghost, and Aether tried his best to hold back a chuckle.
“Like I said, I just need you to be his tour guide for a while. Like Paimon.”-
Teyvat has its own laws— Well, it did have one.
That is until one ""fateful"" day three months ago, when a certain pair of siblings broke them and declared anarchy upon the entire continent.
At the Traveler's request, the Vigilant Yaksha of Liyue has been tasked to witness its consequences; mainly, the ascension of the Abyssal Prince into the glorious new title of humanity.Series
- Part 1 of Beyond the Sea of Flowers
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Collei gets hurt when she returns from a trip to Mondstadt, which she went on without her Master's knowledge. Tighnari finds out and worries. Cyno finds out and holds back from making a joke. Maybe they can hope to be more honest to each other, afterwards...?
(This fic is set before the Version 3.5 Flagship event "Windblume's Breath". You do not need to know what happens in there to read it.)
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It all started with a single letter, and now Cyno has to plan for at least a week of paid leave, a visit to Tighnari's parents, and a joke-free proposal. not to mention the actual wedding, plus the honeymoon...
Two weeks ago, Tighnari gave Cyno the green light to finally propose to him. It goes a bit like this...
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Beyond the Sea of Flowers by ThatOneSpaceCabbage
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Feb 2025
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A Post-canon AU of Genshin, featuring Lumine as the Traveler and Aether as the Abyss prince. Set 10 years after the game's start, in a newly created Teyvat that is exactly the same as before- But with no Celestia, no Visions, and no Divine Powers. Every non-human character (that are not dragonkin) are now bound in a mortal body (human and/or animal-hybrids), and they can no longer control the elements. The ley lines are back in the dragons' control, and they are now regarded as the new "Archons" of the world. Though this story has little to do with that.
Here, Aether and Lumine are reborn as human. Meanwhile, Xiao is... not quite human, but not an immortal nor an adepti, either. And more importantly, he's coming along with the twin's journey to go around Teyvat a second time. Together they try to reconnect with friends, assimilate back into human society, and find a new purpose in their brief, newly-mortal life.
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Caelus Ship Week 2023 by SpouseOfMiyanoShiho (ThatOneSpaceCabbage), ThatOneSpaceCabbage
Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Jul 2023
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I Want to Belong With You by HappyBulbasaur
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
26 May 2024
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“I do not doubt for a moment that you will return. You are incredibly strong and cunning, not to mention exceedingly lucky. Everything will go according to your plans. I am certain of it.”
I'm afraid.
I don’t know if I can do this by myself.
“Ratio,” he manages to utter before their lips meet, the heat and need for pleasure taking over the crevices of his mind again. Aventurine presses against the other man, his body having gone too long without any stimulation. With a sense of urgency, he parts his legs and wraps them around Ratio’s waist. “Fuck me.”
The words feel wrong.
Make love to me.
This first and final time.
Sunday misuses his powers of the Harmony to send Aventurine into heat. He panics. Ratio steps in to help. They share an unexpectedly romantic heat before Aventurine must leave to finish his mission.
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01 Jun 2025
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The Imaginary Dividends of a Risky Venture by goodnight
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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“Name your price,” Aventurine replied, and there was a familiar edge in his voice that belied danger.
In which Aventurine and Dr. Ratio work out the kinks in their professional relationship, and it’s entirely too exciting.
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- Part 3 of The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education
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01 Jun 2025
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“Math?” And a published academic journal, at that?
“Yes.” Ratio returns the book to his bag, carrying on, but Aventurine’s stuck on the fact that this is apparently what he does in his free time outside of composing music.
“…I thought you were a pianist.”
“I am a pianist.”
“But– math?” Even Aventurine doesn’t spend that much time thinking about math, and he spends twelve hours a day staring at financial models.
“Does it not occur to you that it's possible to have more than one interest?”
Aventurine lives the same week on repeat: eighty hours of his soul-sucking high finance job, then two nights of dancing off the stress to the beat of his favorite anonymous DJ. His move into a luxury apartment building brings him next door to Ratio, an esteemed classical composer with a love for piano. Eager to make a good impression, Aventurine keeps his clubbing habit under wraps — but he’s not the only one hiding secrets under strobe lights.
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Bookmarked by ThatOneSpaceCabbage
28 May 2025
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“Why’d you call me a gambler?”
Ratio’s head tilts again. His face doesn’t move much. But Aventurine swears he sees the shadow of something like amusement in his features—wry and private, like he’s smiling at a joke no one else heard.
“I can hear it,” Ratio says.
“Hear what?”
“Every time you shift your weight,” Ratio responds, voice low, “there’s a coin in your coat or pants pocket. It strikes against the lining three times—once when you move, twice when you stop. It’s weighted. Slightly larger than standard-issue credits. Smooth edge. It doesn’t roll.”
Aventurine stares.
Ratio lifts his chin. “It is not a commemorative token. It is not a medallion. It’s the kind used in high-stakes tables. Heavy enough to flip with flair, thick enough to stack without slippage. You gamble. Or you want people to think you do.”
A beat.
Aventurine’s mouth goes a little slack. His tongue clicks against the roof of it, dry. “You heard that?”
“I hear everything,”
Aventurine laughs, but it’s shaky, breathless. “You're unnerving, you know that?”
“I get that frequently.”
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- Part 1 of My Ratiorine one-shots
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27 May 2025
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the god honest truth by miuxiao
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2025
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Well, Xie Lian certainly feels fine. His spiritual energy reserves remain untouched. His physical form, as healthy as ever. And his mind, unfettered and free of worldly disturbances.
There was only one slight… nuisance.
He couldn’t seem to stop speaking today.
Xie Lian gets afflicted with a particularly troublesome truth-telling curse from a malicious spirit. Hua Cheng deals with it.
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28 Apr 2025