TheFartingRabbit
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Just a collection of things I rather forget that I wrote.
Now with a new Short Story as Collab! Look inside and believe me, you will be happy that you did :)
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- Part 14 of Collabs with Writers
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Garden of Hearts by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandoms: TSV - Fandom, Twosetviolin, TwoSet, 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, Violin - Fandom
26 Mar 2023
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When a Faun and a Cervitaur meets...
Well, what sounds like a hilarious joke is Brett's real life. Not only did he have to run away from a bloodthirsty monster who wants to kill him, but he also needs to sort out his head and heart. Being in love isn't easy, especially when you fall for a cute man (which you also wrongly assumed to be a girl on the first meeting) of another race and species. Society isn't ready as a whole for that - and honestly, neither is Brett himself. But he has to push through, be it ferocious friends, creepy sea-creatures or sisters-in-law who make your whole body tremble in fear. And then there are cupids and a lot of other creatures who might help him - or want to kill him.
At least the panther won't eat him, right?
Well, nothing is at it seems and Brett has to grow up and learn what life is outside the farmlands. Nothing worthwhile will come easy, right?
At least he has this gorgeous friend by his side!Brett x Eddy (Top Brett)
Magical Creature-Au
NSFW (As usual)
TW: Depression, Mention of suicide, Disownment, Racial slurs, etc.Its more fun than it sounds, I almost promise lol
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- Part 6 of Creature - TSV
- Part 16 of Collabs with Writers
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To Each Their Own - A Collection of Short stories by TheFartingRabbit
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Dec 2022
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Short stories of various themes. Not only the couples I tagged, but sometimes more.
Between 500-1500 words. Each Story is complete. Have fun.Also, these story are based on different prompts. If you want, you can leave one in the comments down below and I might write that :D
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The Asian man was beautiful. Not good looking, not above average, simply beautiful. 10/10. No, not quite. He was more a 15/10. Artistic tousled grey hair, pretty pinkish lush lips, muscled but slim build, delicious slim hips with a well-defined booty and endlessly long legs Namjoon wished they would wrap around his own waist.
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The grey haired grinned and pressed a kiss on the cheek of the other to whisper something in his ear. Both giggled and stepped closer.
“I am Jungkook,” the dark haired man said, “And I am Jimin,” the other whispered into his ear while licking over the outer shell of the ear.
Well, that went extremely well, Namjoon thought.
+++ALL DIFFERENT STORIES!!! Each chapter = One Story!!!!!
Have fun!
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Their Ways - A Tale of a Ghost and a Vampire by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
03 Nov 2022
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A Tale of a Ghost and a Vampire
Yoongi is a 200 year old ghost, Hoseok is a far older vampire. They have a unique friendship for over 200 years. But what if something changed between them? Can Yoongi overcome his trauma and tragic past, his doubts and fears, so he can become a better man?
If one asked Hoseok, then yes. And he would stay right beside his friend to help him. If only there was not this urge....Sope! (Hoseok x Yoongi / J-Hope x Suga) (with a side of Taekook)
A short 4-Chapter Story for Halloween 2022 :)
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You and Me - Dignified and Indecorous // Will you ever love me? by TheFartingRabbit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2022
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This is a Collection of Harry Potter One Shots
Sometimes more than one are set in the same Uniserve but rarely so. All based on prompts I got from either readers or friends :)
They are all between 500-1000 Words. So really short, ideal for in-between reading.If the prompts are continued it will be labeled as such!
Feel free to comment with prompts you want to see :)
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They deserved some rest. After all that back and forth, the hustling, the flights, the stress and the anxiety from Draco bubbling over every time they stepped a foot in an airport and airplane, they deserved some rest for sure.
When they fell into the bean bags (Draco actually figured them out and also lounged comfortably in them now) and Harry opened a big wine bottle. It was 1am but that didn’t deter the two men.
“On a wonderful marriage, my dear.”
Draco laughed and their glass clinked, “On a wonderful marriage indeed.”
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Recent series
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Collabs with Writers by Geert_Wim, merridian, reviloo, TheFartingRabbit
Fandom: 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, Real Person Fiction, TSV - Fandom, TwoSet, twoset violin, TwoSet Violin (Musicians) RPF, Twosetviolin, Violin - Fandom
22 Dec 2023
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- 16
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Creature - TSV by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandom: 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, Breddy, TSV - Fandom, TwoSet, Twosetviolin, Video Blogging RPF, Violin - Fandom
26 Mar 2023
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- 729,124
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- 6
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A/B/O-Series with TSV by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandom: 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, Breddy, TSV - Fandom, TwoSet, twoset violin, Twosetviolin, Video Blogging RPF
05 Aug 2022
- Words:
- 654,096
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Touch Of Dawn Series by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandom: 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, TSV - Fandom, TwoSet, Twosetviolin
01 Mar 2022
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- 584,166
- Works:
- 6
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- 4
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Carnal Desire Series by Geert_Wim, TheFartingRabbit
Fandom: 2set - Fandom, 2setviolin, TSV - Fandom, TwoSet, Twosetviolin
19 Apr 2021
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- 196,280
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With big, yellow eyes, the white dragon stared at Jungkook with a small tilt of its huge head, a silent question. And despite the dragon not making a sound, Jungkook knew what that question was.
His fingers brushed over the scales under his palms and his body tensed up as he whispered, “Yes.”
And then, they were gone.
(In which Jungkook learns about the dreaded dragon kingdom -- more so, he learns about the dragon kings.)
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- Part 23 of 💜 BTS Poly 💜
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- English
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- 14,468
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- 7/?
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12 Jan 2024
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Five years ago Jeongguk woke to a dingy alley, his skin bloodied and bruised and the weight of fangs in his mouth. He had nowhere to go, no home to return to being the monster he now was, and no future in sight.
Five years ago Jeongguk was convinced his life was over and he would become a slave to his instincts, a murdering machine with no way to stop.
Now, five years later, Jeongguk sits on a throne hand in hand with the most powerful man he has ever met.
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- Part 1 of with you, a life anew
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- English
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- 162,766
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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- 4
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04 Dec 2023
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When the Kims take in what’s left of the Jeon pack, Jungkook learns that life can be more fun, more exciting, more colourful than he’s ever known. That his calloused hands are good at carving pretty pumpkins for Hallow’s Eve, that ice-skating feels a bit like flying, that something as simple as a braided bracelet can make a friend weep.
His only wish, now, is for the most handsome alpha he’s ever laid eyes on to give him a second glance.
Feat. BFF Jimin, Yoongi-the-scary-but-nice-bro-in-law, Jin-the-master-of-string-bracelets, and many more who teach Jungkook that life isn’t all about cooking, cleaning, and following crappy head alphas’ orders.
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- Part 1 of floral (soft, feel-good, ABO Taekook)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,510
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 10
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- 1,733
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30 Oct 2023
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“Jungkook here doesn’t believe the sun will burn him. Can you please tell him that it does so he doesn’t get hurt and become an even bigger pain in my ass?”
Jungkook pushes against his shoulder. “You were just begging for me to stay because you enjoy my company so much.”
Another questioning look on Jimin’s face makes Taehyung consider going somewhere else for the night so he doesn’t have to hear about it.
“Didn’t beg.” Taehyung fixes his shirt in case his position wrinkled it in any way. “Only said that to make you feel better.”
Jungkook scoffs under his breath. “You lie so much and wonder why I don’t believe you.”
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- 163,578
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- 17/17
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07 Jun 2023
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Jimin marries Yoongi, an alpha farmer living alone, in the hope of a brighter future and some semblance of happiness.
After his first husband was killed in a mining accident, Jimin has no fortune to his name and nothing to lose. His only chance is to marry another alpha through the mail-order system and hope that this one won't hit him quite as hard as the last one did.
Yoongi is a farmer looking for someone to share his life with. But things are done differently where Jimin comes from and there are years of abuse Yoongi has to unravel before their marriage could hope to work. All is made worse by the fact Jimin doesn't seem to realise there was anything wrong with his last marriage in the first place.
Could this be a happy ending or is it doomed from the start?
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- Part 1 of Life Out Here
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,582
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 2,549
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22 Apr 2023