UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
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Poetry about post canon Tula
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Mistaken for Wizardry by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
20 Jun 2024
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Jaces level in wizard fic
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Jamie/Horatio bodyswap fic by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal for Lesbian_daydreamer
Fandoms: Original Work
11 Jul 2023
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POV Eurydice by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
Fandoms: Hadestown - Mitchell, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
24 Sep 2021
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This is how I imagine she felt as Orpheus lead her out of the Underworld. It's a blend of Hadestown and 2 of my favorite versions of the myth.
One where Orpheus isn't allowed to tell her that he can't turn around, and one where she falls on her way out and he turns to help her up because he loves her so much
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Based on the Tumblr prompt @writing-prompt-s: Your girlfriend would do anything for you. Unfortunately as a knight from a medieval fantasy realm she tends to accomplish these tasks with sword and armour donned. Now she has gone a step further and decided to vanquish your tryannical liege. Your Boss.
One of the main characters uses neopronouns, if you dislike that do us both a favor and stay away from me and my works :)
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Trevor looked straight at the woman and managed to lock eyes with her, “Are you alright? Do you have any family nearby you can stay with?”
“I’m-” started the woman.
The prick cut her off, “This is business of the church, there is no need for you to be here.”
“Business of the church? How is a burning home business of the church?” inquired Trevor with a little bite in his voice as he gestured to said home.
“It was the den of a witch, the land needed to be cleansed.”
Trevor stilled, fortunately, no one seemed to notice.
“I am not a witch! I am a doctor! It’s all science!” pleaded the woman. She was on her knees and looked visibly distressed.
“Doctor, did the church burn your home?” asked Trevor very slowly glaring hard at the prick and his goons.Soulmate AU with Trevor in the right place at the right time.
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The world is falling into winter. Camelot is falling into war. Arthur will do anything he can to keep his kingdom safe, and he will use whatever weapons are at hand - but, to his horror, his decisions turn out to have severe consequences for Merlin. Naturally, Arthur decides that it is his duty to protect his loyal servant from the shocking truth...
“Let me see if I’ve got this straight,” Lancelot said, beginning to grin. “You want to teach Merlin to use magic – without letting him notice that he’s using magic?”
“He must not find out. If he finds out he has magic, he’ll – why are you laughing? This is no laughing matter, Lancelot!”
Set soon after Season 3.
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06 Dec 2024
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He's been on many hunts with his clan over the years. Sirley and himself going out at least once a week. Tracking down his prey and bringing it back to provide for his people. How much different could a man be? He knows these lands, he has the necessary skills, and he has the drive. More so than necessary. Finally he will prove himself. Delissandro will make his mark.
(No war AU where Deli is tasked with capturing Colin on behalf of the Dairy Islands. But, once he meets the wanted man, he may have a change of heart. The two must cross the Meatlands together. Learning more about each other and themselves along the way.
Basically Deli is desperate to prove himself, while Colin just wants to live his life away from the shadow of his father and grandfather.)Bookmarked by UsernamesAreAMortifyingOrdeal
23 Oct 2024
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karma is a cat by Persephatta
Fandoms: Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
23 Jun 2023
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Attempting to flee Messina after the havoc he wrought, Don John is cursed into the form of a black cat and winds up in the care of the very woman he wronged.
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14 Oct 2024